Seriously, go take it. I laughed my ass off for a good solid ten minutes while I tried, in between fits, to click my mouse.
A sampling:
YOUR POPCORN BURNS WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU DO
1. FUCKING LOAD IT UP WITH SOUR CREAM SAUCE SHIT AND FUCKING EAT IT
2. MAKE A NEW BAG BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS AN ASSHOLE
3. FUCKING CLAP YOUR HANDS LIKE A MORON CAUSE YOU FEEL BADASS
4. FUCKING POISON IT AND FEED IT TO A BEAR
5. FUCKING BURN THE LIVING FUCK OUT OF IT UNTIL YOUR POPCORN STARTS BEGGING TO STOP
Go. Take. It.
About me
I'm a 21 year old student in Missouri. I freak out a lot about life. I find a lot of things hilarious, whether they're supposed to be or not. This is my sorry attempt at trying to preoccupy myself with inane things in life.
Everything I say should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
Feel free to send me an email at boredintheburbs1@gmail.com
