This girl seems to have spritzed a little too much Cool Cucumber or Mango Melon or whatever shit it is. Man, if I wanted an instant headache I’d go slam my head in the door a few times.
Related: I feel your pain.
I'm a 21 year old student in Missouri. I freak out a lot about life. I find a lot of things hilarious, whether they're supposed to be or not. This is my sorry attempt at trying to preoccupy myself with inane things in life.
Everything I say should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
Feel free to send me an email at boredintheburbs1@gmail.com
