“A bird dropping a firecracker on you is only slightly more assholish than a bird taking a shit on you.”
(More Fourth of July fun!)
About me
I'm a 21 year old student in Missouri. I freak out a lot about life. I find a lot of things hilarious, whether they're supposed to be or not. This is my sorry attempt at trying to preoccupy myself with inane things in life.
Everything I say should probably be taken with a grain of salt.
Feel free to send me an email at boredintheburbs1@gmail.com
