Bored in the Burbs

Nov 23

Look who else shops here!

Look who else shops here!

Trader Joe’s!

Trader Joe’s!

Never would I have thought that Britney Spears, the Spice Girls, and Hilary Duff would get any airtime in my car.

I am such a great friend for putting up with this.

DAVID GUETTA CONCERT!

Explain the shape of the graph. Its curvy with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope downwards towards a pretty flat strait bit. The actual graph itself consists of 2 strait lines meeting at the lower left hand corner of the graph and moving away at a 90° angle. Each line has an arrow head on the end.

Explain the shape of the graph.

Its curvy with a higher bit at the end and a rather aesthetically pleasing slope downwards towards a pretty flat strait bit. The actual graph itself consists of 2 strait lines meeting at the lower left hand corner of the graph and moving away at a 90° angle. Each line has an arrow head on the end.

This ought to head off any future bridesmaid obligations quite nicely.

katiebakes:

There was a dumb Weddings and Celebrations “Field Notes” piece this weekend (redundant, I know) about how “a growing collection” of wedding toasts are being rapped or sung and then posted on YouTube.

So I gave the concept a whirl in Altarcations:

It was a clear black night, a big first date
Walter G. was in the sheets, tryna consummate
His skirt for the eve, but she left in a huff
Rollin’ on his side, chillin’ all alone

He hit the East Side up to old Club D
On a mission tryna find Mrs. Walter G.
Seen a group full of girls, pals from Trinity
All those skirts know what up with IBD.

Seriously, if you make me speak at your wedding you are doing so at your peril because that was actually pretty fun. And ideas, I have them. For example, to those of you who like to hack into your significant others’ email — and you know who you are — I’ve got a repurposing of Salt N Pepa called SNOOP that’s got your name all up in it. Consider yourselves warned. Oh and I’ll have the chicken entree, thanks.

There’s no way you’re going to speak at my wedding if you think “huff” rhymes with “alone.”  Otherwise, job well done, though I’m much more of a “PUSH IT” kind of guy myself.

jessiebarber: Frank: Deandra, you got any bacon bits? We like to put ‘em in Artemis’s hair and they rain down on me when we bang.Artemis: I feel like a Cobb salad. It’s AMAZING.Dee: ’Kay, I have no idea why anyone would want to feel like a Cobb salad, but whatever.

jessiebarber:

Frank: Deandra, you got any bacon bits? We like to put ‘em in Artemis’s hair and they rain down on me when we bang.
Artemis: I feel like a Cobb salad. It’s AMAZING.
Dee: ’Kay, I have no idea why anyone would want to feel like a Cobb salad, but whatever.

jockohomo: When The CIA Tried its Hand at Magic - [Magician] Mulholland’s instructions were written not for stage magicians, but for the covert operatives of the CIA. At the height of the Cold War - in the era of nuclear missiles and submarines, amid the tangled cloak-and-dagger maneuverings of espionage and counterespionage - the agency was also secretly doing something else. It was trying to learn to do magic.

jockohomo:

When The CIA Tried its Hand at Magic - [Magician] Mulholland’s instructions were written not for stage magicians, but for the covert operatives of the CIA. At the height of the Cold War - in the era of nuclear missiles and submarines, amid the tangled cloak-and-dagger maneuverings of espionage and counterespionage - the agency was also secretly doing something else. It was trying to learn to do magic.

Probably one of my favorite Halloween costumes that I’ve seen. (via)

Probably one of my favorite Halloween costumes that I’ve seen. (via)

Small World...

What the hell?  I just found out that one of my best friends from Paris, who is from Avignon, France, went to middle school in Cincinatti with someone I know from college.