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This photograph, taken on January 16, 2009, uses light...
Aug 31st
The Most Amazing Website on the Internet
Aug 31st

All right, neighbors...

I think it’s a little over the top to be vacuuming at 7h30 in the morning.
Aug 31st

This just happened

Trevor: I'm craving something salty, but I have no salty food.
Me: You have absolutely no salty food?
Trevor: Well, I have some eggs...
Me: Oh my gosh, you have AIDS?
Trevor: [...]
Me: Oh. Eggs.
Aug 31st
“DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE!”
— Current sounds coming from my...
Aug 30th

Well...

Sure don’t feel like doing homework today!
Aug 30th

I'm really having a sushi craving now at...

What to do, what to do?
Aug 30th
justsayjolie: Triple HA on the wine choice I thought you...
Aug 30th
“It’s with some sadness and great relief to tell you that I...”
— Noel Gallagher (via soupsoup) ...
Aug 30th
“If you don’t feel that you are possibly on the edge of...”
— John Irving (via...
Aug 29th

Just got back from the Humane Society.

I have no idea how I’m supposed to pick a dog.  I WANT THEM ALL!
Aug 29th
Listen Listen
bowlingalleylawyer: Kings of Leon- Use Somebody
Aug 28th
Me: I have a beard of all sorts of colors.
Trevor: Kind of like the U.N.
Aug 28th
Code of the Boys.
Aug 28th
jessicachu: caseyculture: Solution? Strong martinis. ...
Aug 28th
mercurypdx:synecdoche:kinochestvo:desecratedbananas:grovercle...
Aug 28th
“Rule to live by: Don’t sleep with someone that throws...”
— Random text message from a...
Aug 27th
french-moi: twentysomethingtales: Yummyummyummy! Ladurée...
Aug 27th

I can't stand saying goodbye.

Aug 27th

One of the better parts about being a...

Aug 27th
notthatkindagay: inothernews: Tony Auth Well, I’m...
Aug 27th
“Quand le mystère est trop impressionnant, on n’ose pas...”
— Le Petit Prince.
Aug 26th
(via overflowing)
Aug 26th
lagriffe: Les parisiens ont très chaud… Trocadero!
Aug 26th
GPOYW, Black and White version.
Aug 26th

My teacher is throwing cereal bars at...

Aug 26th
Listen Listen
copycats:eceu: I Don’t Want to Live on the Moon - Joseph Gordon-Levitt (The original version...
Aug 26th
“So my friend brought over some whippits the other day, and...”
— Anonymous, so as to protect...
Aug 25th
Jimmy: chaching
Me: chaching?
Oh
Jimmy: Yep.
Me: cha-ching
Jimmy: There you go.
Me: I was like, wtf is that verb?
Aug 25th
Listen Listen
hanskilledwildcat:gloomy-sunday: Telepopmusik - Smile Genetic World is a great CD.
Aug 25th

The best thing about Walmart's return...

Is that there pretty much is none!
Aug 25th

The perfect plan.

My friend is, I think, taking people to Chicago for her 21st birthday.  I’m going to try to...
Aug 24th

I do not give a fuck about Sharks vs....

I’m sorry, but it’s true.
Aug 24th

Junkie

Me: Hey Kate!
Kate: Hey! What are you doing?
Me: Not a whole lot, on the computer. You?
Kate: I’m on Adderall! I’M CLEANING!
Aug 24th

This whole "not having a job and going...

We’ve got to find ourselves a solution. In other news, has anyone ever used the website...
Aug 24th

OMG I CAN WATCH THIS IN FRENCH!

It’s amazing!
Aug 24th
Currently watching. I may have not seen this movie in a...
Aug 24th

Life Lesson XVIII

If you get up from your bed and stretch your arms up high, make sure your ceiling fan is off.
Aug 23rd
french-moi: hmmm. Oh, yes, hmm hmm. orbison: I heart...
Aug 22nd

There's nothing quite like loud techno...

This’ll really put me to sleep.  Assholes.
Aug 22nd

Some woman at this bar just poured Red...

That shit is crazy.
Aug 22nd

Burping up Indian food is probably the...

Aug 21st

Horse-drawn carriages sure as hell...

What the hell is wrong with these people?
Aug 21st

Mr. Rico Suave

Brad: Hey! (pause) I said, Hey!
Girl: (blank stare)
Brad: What's up? My name's Brad and I'm pretty cool.
Aug 21st

My Facebook Chat message has been trying...

COME UP WITH SOMETHING BETTER, ZUCKERBERG!
Aug 21st
Listen Listen
menstrom: Miike Snow - Animal (via mikekarnell) Generally speaking, people with double vowels in...
Aug 21st

I'm sorry, iTunes,

But no, I don’t want to hear Christmas music right now.
Aug 20th
Listen Listen
N.A.S.A. - Gifted ft Kanye West, Santogold and Lykke Li
Aug 20th
“Gluten allergies. Lactose intolerance. Nut allergies. What...”
— Ruminations.
Aug 20th

I need a personal assistant who will do...

Aug 20th

Uh... Apparently last night, I drunkenly...

Well that’s news to me! Someone need to watch me from now on for when I go out drinking. ...
Aug 20th
5500: Well, I can confirm that Natalie Imbruglia is still...
Aug 20th
“Tous mes rôles secondaires, c’est peut-être à cause de ma...”
— Chiara Mastroianni (via...
Aug 20th

Be right back...

The smell of pulled pork is luring me downstairs.
Aug 20th

I just opened a website...

And my computer started blaring Lady Gaga. This is NOT WHAT I WANTED!
Aug 20th
GPOYW, Nostalgia edition. One month and four days ago, on...
Aug 19th
This guy is funny.
Aug 19th

The whole Pitchfork Top 5000 of the...

I like the idea.  However, isn’t this a little premature?  We still have four months, people! ...
Aug 19th
(via justguido) I love free pie!
Aug 19th

Never before would I have imagined that...

But here I am, look at me now!
Aug 19th
jessicachu: OH HELL NO Haha, have a great semester!
Aug 18th

I just paid over $500 for my semester's...

THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS!
Aug 18th
HAI DO U LYKE MEH HAT?!
Aug 18th
Having the “I” and the “U” so close together on the keyboard...
Aug 18th

Beware of falling boxes of Wheat...

Because, uh, they can hit you in sensitive places and really hurt.
Aug 17th

At the club...

Girl: Excuse me, can you please play Kesha?
DJ: (enters name into his computer)
Girl: Uh, no, it's Ke$ha with a dollar sign.
Aug 17th
Warch Watch
t-minus: Did you know? After the death of Heath Ledger, production was shut down for a several...
Aug 17th
“Je trouves que la nouvelle collection Abercrombie est...”
— A French friend, who is...
Aug 17th
Someone’s pissed off…
Aug 17th

I'll tell you one thing's for certain...

I did NOT want to have to get up at 6h15 the last week before school starts.
Aug 17th
“Je suis de droite avec une sensibilité de gauche.”
— Alain Bernard (champion du...
Aug 17th

Radley Balko on Whole Foods

jeffmiller: It’s bad form to quote an entire blog entry, but there isn’t a word of it I’d like to...
Aug 17th
Listen Listen
sexmusic: i want you // kings of leon via: sade October 13th!
Aug 16th
Warch Watch
comesharetheview: Friendly Fires - Kiss Of Life […] Je vous laisse avec les Friendly Fires...
Aug 15th
By Matéo Chevaillier.
Aug 14th
When are we going to get a Baugher update?
Aug 14th

My spelling sucks.

The other day I was texting someone and couldn’t figure out why the hell the word...
Aug 14th
mercurypdx: tylerriewer: This is a game called Multitask....
Aug 14th
The X-Ray Umbrella. WANT!
Aug 14th

microsoft magic. believe it or not.

fuckyeahstrangefinds: MAGIC #1 An Indian discovered that nobody can create a FOLDER anywhere on...
Aug 14th
french-moi: noraleah: One of each, s’il vous plaît....
Aug 13th
Listen Listen
Peter Sarstedt - Where Do You Go To My Lovely One of my favorite songs, from “Hotel...
Aug 13th
A pizza oven?  For your car!
Aug 13th
fuckyeahpeanutbutter: Chocolate and Peanut Butter Cream...
Aug 13th

I'm living in the future!

I’ve been home from Paris for four weeks.  And Facebook on my US cell phone is still...
Aug 13th
jessicachu: freshprince: Best health-care protester ...
Aug 13th
yayeveryday: Nahum young upcoming designer
Aug 13th
Listen Listen
sexmusic: skin of the night // m83 EVERYONE SHOULD OWN THIS CD!
Aug 13th
Listen Listen
sexmusic: percussion gun // white rabbits
Aug 13th
french-moi: twink: this isn’t happiness. - Paris On va...
Aug 13th
Nicole: Are you driving with just your knee?
Me: Yeah.
Nicole: Oh, okay.
Me: Why, does that make you nervous?
Nicole: No, I just wanted to make sure that you had something on the wheel.
Aug 12th
Fuck Yeah Peanut Butter!
Aug 12th
GPOYW. Operation: GET RIPPED has started.  Stay...
Aug 12th

One of the greatest inconveniences of...

Going to the bathroom…
Aug 12th
Warch Watch
M83 - We Own the Sky Great song, great video.
Aug 12th
Listen Listen
Christophe Willem - Berlin Nothing quite fills the void like some Euro-trash pop music.
Aug 11th

8332.) people say i'm arrogant. the fact...

(via blogsecret)
Aug 11th

Upon bring over cheesecake for Ashley,...

Nicole: Are you contagious?
Ashley: Yes! Come in!
Aug 11th

I'm getting really agitated by this...

bowlingalleylawyer: I just want to smack hoarders up side the head. I know I know they have issues...
Aug 11th

What the hell?

I’m probably one of the few people in this world who can manage to scratch himself with a bar...
Aug 11th
mercurypdx: touch-the-sky: lucaisafriendofthenight: ...
Aug 10th
Don’t friend your boss on Facebook and then bitch...
Aug 10th

That was bad...

A 21m45 for a 5k, I’m about 3m45 seconds off of my best time.  MUST GET BACK TO WORK!
Aug 9th

Damn you alarm clock.

Up at 6h00 to run a 5k.  :(
Aug 9th
“Can we go to Boston Market? I believe I need some...”
— Trevor, after a few drinks...
Aug 8th

I don't know what I want.

But when I find it, I’ll let you know.
Aug 8th
This is what happens when I let my friends drink and eat...
Aug 6th
french-moi: ylizabeth: (via crystal-castles) Tout me...
Aug 6th

The night is already out of control.

And the game hasn’t even started yet.
Aug 6th

Royals Game!

Eighties Night plus College Night plus Buck Night equals… Well, we’ll find out, but I...
Aug 5th
notthatkindagay: tlbb: skeedledee: Catherine O’Hara and...
Aug 5th
Lorraine Mondial Air Balloon Festival. (via)
Aug 5th
Taken from the Lorraine Mondial Air Balloon Festival 2009.
Aug 5th

Le mot à la con du jour: Jactuler

vincentchaigneau: verbe du 1er groupe qui signifie proférer des mots avec force et jouissance ...
Aug 5th
“I hadn’t eaten for 9 hours and said I was hungry 2,000...”
— Missy, on Eric.  Sounds like...
Aug 5th
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justsayjolie: The Daily 90s: Imperial Teen, “Yoo Hoo”
Aug 4th
I have a moustache.
Aug 3rd
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Aug 3rd

Seriously.

This whole “waking up before 6h30” thing has got to stop.
Aug 1st