Bored in the Burbs

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This guy is not happy.
Jul 31st
Warch Watch
A Cheeto painting of Elvis Presley. I think that just about sums it up.
Jul 30th

Guess the context!

NTGK: i have to go ask my intern a question
alright... let me think
fat girl pooping
fat girl pooping
fat girl pooping
Jul 29th

Love is never a bad thing.

Don’t ever let anyone tell you otherwise.
Jul 29th
Oh man, this got a good laugh out of me.
Jul 29th

Stinky Man Day at the gym

bowlingalleylawyer: tumblevision: thetumblrfillies: … Elliptical- 25 minutes on Level 10....
Jul 29th
french-moi: Les Deux Magots ( hangout of Sartre, de...
Jul 29th
jessicachu: deleteyourself: Fine, only if you leave me the...
Jul 28th
menstrom: rhapsodyinj: KC Meetup! Once again a good time...
Jul 28th
Camouflage Art, by Liu Bolin.
Jul 28th
Jul 27th
Listen Listen
MGMT vs. Notorious B.I.G. vs. Justice - Nasty Feel Your lunch-time jam is here.
Jul 27th
See also.
Jul 27th
See also.
Jul 27th
See also.
Jul 27th
Warch Watch
This video is absolutely beautiful. A brief clip taken at the Okinawa Churaumi Aquarium in Japan. ...
Jul 27th
menstrom: KC meet up v2.0 Spread the word. Still...
Jul 27th

My Friend, Sardonic Jake

Jacob: im lolling on the inside
in other words, not lolling at all, by fucking definition of lol
Jul 26th
Listen Listen
justsayjolie: The Wallflowers, “One Headlight” I used to get made fun of so much for liking the...
Jul 26th

A legitimate question.

Should I feel bad for deleted someone on Facebook as a friend because she has as her middle name,...
Jul 25th
Warch Watch
Old ladies hitting each other with their purses. This is easily one of the most entertaining things...
Jul 25th
Listen Listen
Kid Cudi feat Kanye West and Common - I Poke Her Face
Jul 24th
justsayjolie: Can someone please ask the Internet to start...
Jul 24th

Funniest thing ever.

Reading/hearing the exchange, in English, of two non-English speakers.
Jul 23rd
“They’re turning kids into slaves just to make cheaper...”
— Some friend’s status on...
Jul 23rd
notthatkindagay: elizabethanne: (via...
Jul 23rd

All this getting-new-Twitter-followers...

I’m popular, guys!  I’m popular!!
Jul 23rd
BoredintheBurbs: Now on Twitter!
Jul 23rd
I WANT TO TRY THIS! An adrenaline junkie has taken in-line...
Jul 23rd

I buy too much.

Jul 22nd
menstrom: Todd Reesing apparently passed out in the P&L...
Jul 22nd
Listen Listen
MGMT vs Lady Gaga - Pokerface Kids, by DJ Squansh
Jul 22nd

At the pool.

Man, haven’t been to an outdoor pool in a long, long time.
Jul 22nd
GPOYW.
Jul 22nd
This is an ad for Brüno, found in Paris’ metro.  Look...
Jul 22nd

Les valises

L'un: je vide mes valises
L'un: mon dieu, jai trop
L'un: cest impossible
L'autre: lol
L'un: jai fait le bordel dans ma chambre
L'un: cest pire que chez toi
L'autre: non po possible
Jul 22nd
Listen Listen
jessicachu:jeffcagle: Mickey Avalon - My Dick I love this song.
Jul 22nd
The Auroura Australis.
Jul 21st

Damn these Sun Chips are addicting.

Most.  Stop.  Somehow…
Jul 21st
Listen Listen
Massive Attack - Teardrop Song for the year.
Jul 21st
Parisians never die. Taken in London, ironically enough.
Jul 21st

L'aventure du canoë

Lui: jme susi fait mal o bars g saigné lol
3 fois
dans les chutes
mais ct drole
me soir jav mal partt lol
comme un vieux
oui gt bon qd mm
mm si je suis tombe
Jul 21st

Why can I not sleep in past 7.00am?

Seriously, what am I supposed to do with 19 hours of being awake!
Jul 21st
“elele st folle”
— Somehow, I understand this...
Jul 21st
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: We both love talking…or not talking. I’m convinced that you just posted this...
Jul 21st

I have made a pact.

Time will tell how it turns out.
Jul 20th
menstrom: KC meet up v2.0 Spread the word. I’ll...
Jul 20th
Forget the Three Wolf Moon shirt…
Jul 20th
Parisian Nights.
Jul 20th
Macarons - Dessert of the Gods. Within the first while of...
Jul 20th

An Interview with Dali

Interviewer: Puis-je vous poser quelques questions?
Dali: D'accord, mais n'essayez pas de dévoiler mon secret.
Jul 20th
“Le luxe, c’est la liberté.”
— Romain Duris (via buzzle)
Jul 20th
Listen Listen
comesharetheview: TV on the Radio - DLZ
Jul 20th
Listen Listen
Empire of the Sun - Walking on a Dream Decidated to someone…
Jul 19th
He has cancer.
Jul 17th

I'm going to get all of this crap into...

I don’t know how, exactly, but I’m going to do it.  Nothing will stop me.
Jul 16th
french-moi: sandysays: bebelestrange:mystery (via me la...
Jul 16th

Last Day in Paris

I leave tomorrow.  My flight is at 16h10, which leaves me a little time to do some random things -...
Jul 16th
Warch Watch
Sciences-Po Paris Lipdub!  Go ahead and fast-forward to 3:15, which is where yours truly comes in to...
Jul 16th

Cheese. Right now. All over my...

Welcome to my life.
Jul 15th
From last night’s festivities.  La Fête nationale.
Jul 15th
comesharetheview: TOMORROW !! juillet est...
Jul 15th
frenchelon: PIC RELATED.  OH MY GOD, SO RELATED. This is...
Jul 14th
“Do you guys mind waiting a second? I, uh… need to go...”
— This is probably the most...
Jul 14th

My life...

Just seems to keep getting worse and worse.  I don’t know what to think anymore.
Jul 12th
“Je ne comprendrai jamais les gens qui vous disent: “Je ne...”
— Christian Bale (via buzzle)
Jul 12th

The RIGHT idea.

Me: Well, is there anything else you want to see while we're in the Louvre?
Alex: I don't really know what else is here but I feel like we should see something else since we're already here.
Me: Hmm... well, if we leave now we can still make happy hour!
Alex: Oh okay, let's just do that!
Jul 9th
“I dare you to do something unexpected.”
— Some instant message I...
Jul 9th

We are all connected.

As much as I love Paris, I’ve come to realize that it’s a very cold city.  People...
Jul 8th

So it's over.

It seems that it was never worth my efforts in the first place, and for that, I’m immensely...
Jul 8th
“I thought building a tower would be good challenge, so we...”
— Some doofus.  In attempts to...
Jul 7th

Shark Facebook Emoticon!

This is awesome! On the Facebook chat, type in (^^^), parentheses included.  Press enter.  And gasp...
Jul 6th

Be proud of who you are.

NTKG: I'm like one of those "uncle john bathroom readers"
full of useless information you only care about when you're strapped to a toilet
yeah, i'm comfortable with that description of myself
Jul 6th
Christy Cummings: It's interesting, we have kind of a family dynamic going on here which pretty much mirrors what I grew up with. I'm the mommy slash daddy, the taskmaster, the disciplinarian.
Sherri Ann Cabot: Mr. Punishment over here.
Christy Cummings: But I also reward and Sherri Ann is responsible for the unconditional love.
Sherri Ann Cabot: And the decorative ability.
Christy Cummings: The heart and the soul which was what my mom did, that was her role, she was there for the unconditional love and it worked for my family, you know. Until my mom committed suicide in '81.
Jul 6th

I hope everything will be okay.

As I’ve written, I come back home on July 17th.  Eleven days.  And as I’ve also written,...
Jul 6th
Good: Man arrested. Better: For the 120th...
Jul 6th
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: folkinz: the last single ladies dance video you need to watch… seriously,...
Jul 6th
Headline of the Day: Oregon woman obsessed...
Jul 5th
thedoctr: The letter from the 6 year old I recieved… Wait,...
Jul 5th
Uranus is BIG and it shoots flaming balls. Is this a classy...
Jul 4th
“A bird dropping a firecracker on you is only slightly...
Jul 4th
“I don’t even know how the hell Kong turned the...
Jul 4th
“L’absence ni le temps ne sont rien quand on aime.”
— Alfred De Musset, dans Poésies...
Jul 4th

I just bought my ticket home.

I leave Paris on July 17th and return home some fourteen hours later. Without a doubt, this is the...
Jul 2nd

Guess who has four fourth row tickets to...

This guy!
Jul 2nd

How can France consider itself a First...

Seriously, I’m dying over here.
Jul 2nd