Bored in the Burbs

2009

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RA RA RA AH AH AH, ROMA RO MA MA, GAGA...

(via jessicachu) I swear, every time I hear this part I think of a pterodactyl.
Dec 2nd

Tomorrow better be a fucking better day.

Dec 2nd
“The only thing that could spoil a day was people and if you...”
— Ernest Hemingway.  The man is...
Dec 2nd
Listen Listen
blaaargh: DAVID GUETTA (ft Kelly Rowland) When Love Takes Over (Extended) AWESOME CONCERT!
Dec 2nd
(via bowlingalleylawyer) Fuck yes I’m having a bad...
Dec 2nd

Fucking pissed off.

Dec 2nd

Every time I use 'putting' in a...

I substitute it with ‘pudding’ to see if anyone notices.
Dec 2nd

Sigh... it's like sitting with my back...

Me: [Focusing on screen in front of me, wearing headphones, listening to music]
Coworker silently standing behind me: [incoherent mumble]
Me: [barely humming along to Lady Gaga]
Coworker: [Taps me on the shoulder]
Me (startled): I DON'T WANNA BE FRIENDS!!!!
Everyone else in office: [Laughter]
Dec 1st
Currently filling out…
Dec 1st

P.S.

It kind of pisses me off because the lyrics should be “I wish it WERE Christmas today.” ...
Dec 1st
“I don’t care what your momma says, Christmastime is...”
— CHRISTMAS IS COMING!
Dec 1st
Dec 1st
‘Good morning,’ he says with a side-eyed glance.
Dec 1st

I don't like going to bed pissed off.

Dec 1st

Our smoke detector is fucking magical.

But don’t be fooled, not all magic is good magic.  This fucker has apparently been spawned...
Dec 1st

I'm like shaking- all over. This is...

bowlingalleylawyer: talking to the ex > talking to Damien I think I may be able to assist...
Dec 1st
Who wants to share my anxiety pills?!
Dec 1st
blaaargh: My baby: Anderson Mini Cooper I had a Mini...
Dec 1st
LOOK HOW WELL I CLEAN UP!  Seriously though, I love wearing...
Dec 1st

So this is what sober feels like...

WELL HELLO MONDAY NIGHT, WHY YOU BEING SO LAME?
Dec 1st

My hands feel so raw.

Damn weights.  I have decent callouses already (SEXY I KNOW RIGHT?!), but they keep getting torn...
Dec 1st
Taken while in the park behind Notre Dame.
Dec 1st

Smoked salmon is NOT supposed to taste...

End of discussion.
Dec 1st

Since when did ABC start playing Sigur...

Not sure why, but I find this really amusing.
Nov 30th

I have a feeling I'd be really good...

Nov 30th
Preliminary artwork for Pont Neuf Wrapped, by Chirsto and...
Nov 30th
“The only thing that could POSSIBLY make Mass better is if...”
— Jimmy.
Nov 30th

Because the only thing worse than being...

katiebakes: If you are a person who is “fluent in English and French” and would like to be the...
Nov 30th
Listen Listen
Mick Boogie + Peter Bjorn & John - Just The Past (featuring Big Sean, Black Milk & T3) This...
Nov 30th
Fuck it.
Nov 30th

Going Out PRO-TIP

Bring a flask. Buy a Redbull.  Drink half. Fill the rest with flask’s contents. Walk...
Nov 30th

That was quick...

jessicachu: boredintheburbs: Ask me your worst!: LET’S FUCK Only if you promise to shower me...
Nov 30th

ROUND TWO!

Ask me your worst!: Okay, now ask me your best!: BRING THE HEAT!: Okay now show me some loving??...
Nov 30th

That was quick...

Ask me your worst!: LET’S FUCK Only if you promise to shower me with love afterward. Okay,...
Nov 30th
Formspring that shit.
Nov 30th
Dear laundry, please put yourself away kthx. With love,...
Nov 30th
I’m told that this is the only Italian that...
Nov 30th
fuckyeahfrancais: fcknfabi: i want to go to France...
Nov 30th

I can't stand people who want to pick...

We all live our separate lives, but make a damn effort.
Nov 29th

There is no need to tailgate me if I...

So back off, asshole.
Nov 29th
Our new dog!
Nov 29th
ohmytalkinbird: I’m going to hand this is as my research...
Nov 29th

I'm losing a passion.

Nov 29th

"don't hear shit"

mejoe:thisisnotrevengeitspunishment: It seems like not a week goes by that I don’t get asked...
Nov 29th
Listen Listen
idonthavedreams: Currently On Repeat: Rondo Parisiano - Something A La Mode ft. Karl Lagerfeld
Nov 29th
Whack-A-Jayhawk!
Nov 28th
Bloody mary!
Nov 28th

I am currently having drinks with...

Not even kidding.
Nov 28th

You know what's awesome?

Cashmere scarfs that are originally $130, but on sale for $30.
Nov 27th
twentysomethingtales: Hotel de Ville is all sparkly…just...
Nov 27th
(via idonthavedreams) Dammit, why does this website have to...
Nov 27th

There are a handful of phrases that I'd...

‘Moose on the loose’ is one of them.
Nov 27th
fuckyeahfrancais:(via suchacharmer)
Nov 27th
“For all that GaGa’s oeuvre seems prototypically synthetic,...”
— Neil McCormick, on GaGa I’ve...
Nov 27th
jessicachu: (via allisonweiss) J’ADORE!
Nov 27th
After an early morning of shopping, Ashley is all tuckered...
Nov 27th
Almost dinner time!
Nov 27th
“I ran out of burrito sauce. Look at the new bookmark I got,...”
— Ashley displays her uncanny...
Nov 27th

Well that was an interesting...

Nov 27th
Warch Watch
5500: Yeasayer - Ambling Alp (There’s lots of naked people running around in this, mind, so...
Nov 27th
Warch Watch
5500: The Strokes Vs Christina Aguilera - A Stroke Of Genie-us In case you’d forgotten. (But...
Nov 27th

dinde

dailyfrench: |dand| f - turkey
Nov 26th
“One day we’re gonna live in Paris I promise,...”
— “Paris,” by...
Nov 26th
Listen Listen
copycats: Human by Robbie Williams originally by The Killers (posted by bunkercomplex)
Nov 26th

5K Run Pro-Tip

If you aren’t planning on finishing in at least 18 minutes, then you sure as hell don’t...
Nov 26th
I’m thankful for running tights, otherwise I...
Nov 26th

Nothing quite like a 5K to start...

It’s too early.
Nov 26th
Listen Listen
sexmusic: heads will roll [a-trak remix] // yeah yeah yeahs
Nov 26th
“I’m saying that I’m a moody, insecure, narrow-minded,...”
— Jeaniene Frost (via...
Nov 26th

Troubled Dreams

em-ell-ee: boredintheburbs: Does anyone else have dreams with a common theme of dying/being...
Nov 26th

Troubled Dreams

Does anyone else have dreams with a common theme of dying/being murdered?  I don’t have dreams...
Nov 25th
“Faut-il retrouver les maisons closes ? Après tout, s’il...”
— Christine Boutin (France Info)...
Nov 25th

The Great Cardio Debate

forzafitness: Studies show that the most effective way to burn calories, trim fat, and boost your...
Nov 25th
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a...”
— Aristotle, hitting the mark on...
Nov 25th
Terrorism that's personal (12 images)...
Nov 25th
GPOYW.  As I mentioned, sometimes the parties I go to have...
Nov 25th

Happy Holidays from Dad Whyte

Dad: okay, so I go to this Jewish deli in Portsmouth to get bread for the stuffing
Me: uh huh
Dad: and you know that challah is the best for stuffing, right?
Me: oh really, I didn't know that...
Dad: yeah. anyway, so I'm in the bakery and I hold up the bread and I say "Excuse me, what's the Challah cost?"
(say it out loud)
Me: (laughter, eye rolling)
Dad: and the guy looks at me like I've killed his mother, and so I say "How much?"
Dad: GET IT?
Me: yeah, like the Holocaust? In a Jewish deli? Nice Dad, real nice.
Dad: At least you think it's funny, I told your mom and she rolled her eyes at me
Nov 25th
Salvador Dali and his Ovocipede.
Nov 25th
sraz: forca: micheldacruz: Enough shit is enough. I’m...
Nov 24th

Sorry for spamming your dashboard last...

Upon shuffling through my dashboard, I now realize that six grain-quality pictures right in a row...
Nov 24th

I FUCKING GOT MY TEACHERS NUMBER - I'M...

bowlingalleylawyer: snafubar: (via werethewildthingsare) awww be nice to the poor horny fella ...
Nov 24th
french-moi:moviesinframes: La Haine, 1995 (dir. Mathieu...
Nov 24th

Concert is over...

CASINO TIME!!!
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
New Message
Nov 24th
Nov 24th
Guetta!
Nov 24th
Guetta!
Nov 24th

omg these lights are just so bright and...

I’m like a kid in an adult’s candy store!
Nov 24th
My first time at a casino!
Nov 24th
Trader Joe’s!
Nov 24th

Never would I have thought that Britney...

I am such a great friend for putting up with this.
Nov 24th

DAVID GUETTA CONCERT!

Nov 23rd
Explain the shape of the graph. Its curvy with a higher bit...
Nov 23rd

This ought to head off any future...

katiebakes: There was a dumb Weddings and Celebrations “Field Notes” piece this weekend...
Nov 23rd
jessiebarber: Frank: Deandra, you got any bacon bits? We...
Nov 23rd
jockohomo: When The CIA Tried its Hand at Magic -...
Nov 23rd
Probably one of my favorite Halloween costumes that...
Nov 23rd

Small World...

What the hell?  I just found out that one of my best friends from Paris, who is from Avignon,...
Nov 23rd

I shoulda worn a belt.

(via bowlingalleylawyer) Need to beat someone?  Rulers also work.
Nov 23rd

Formspring!

I don’t know if this is crossing the line, but whatever happened with you and that girl in...
Nov 23rd
mrgolightly: Rufus Wainwright
Nov 23rd
It sure is entertaining to witness foreigners as they...
Nov 23rd
Warch Watch
em-ell-ee: The Sounding Sea by Eric Barnum University of Missouri-Columbia’s University Singers...
Nov 23rd
Listen Listen
sexmusic: sweet disposition // the temper trap
Nov 23rd

Last Night Recap

A few random things from last nights big event: Not having lunch and starting to drink at 3:30pm...
Nov 23rd
notthatkindagay: boredintheburbs: Potluck tomorrow at 7! what can i bring?!? You tell me.  I...
Nov 22nd
mejoe: GO GET IT YOU GUYS ENJOY AND HAPPY THANKSGIVING! ...
Nov 22nd
“Je n’ai jamais été un bon dragueur.”
— Hugh Laurie (via buzzle)
Nov 22nd
“Where am I and how did I get here?”
— My first thoughts upon waking...
Nov 22nd

seabass and porc

Yum yum
Nov 22nd
I probably should not have just told someone to fuck off…
Nov 22nd
Potluck tomorrow at 7!
Nov 22nd
omg shitshow and no one is even drunk yet
Nov 22nd
Hello Kansas City.
Nov 21st

Meet me in the hotel room.

And we’re off.  Not sure what to expect from this night, except maybe a formalwear stylized...
Nov 21st
Currently reading. Hamlet is easily one of my favorite...
Nov 21st
“The characters in this movie should be arrested for...”
— Robert Ebert’s review of...
Nov 21st
Nov 21st

Some Tumblrfolk visited me last night in...

I suppose that’s what I should expect when Tumblr is the last thing I check when I go to bed...
Nov 21st
(via pinkrose)
Nov 21st
I was hoping to talk tonight…
Nov 21st
Stella!
Nov 21st

And we're off to the tailor's.

See if we can make it better.
Nov 21st
Meh. Not my choice.
Nov 21st
What the hell? I have to wear square-toed shoes tomorrow?!...
Nov 21st

Whenever I hear someone saying my name...

whatcriscilikes: (via sade) I do the opposite and sit with my ear buds in and no music playing in...
Nov 20th

A friend and I followed each other on...

Most of the time was spent texting back and forth, cussing and bitching about other drivers.
Nov 20th
Guess who has leftover Easter Skittles?!? I do! I do!
Nov 20th

It's a little past 12:30pm...

And I have already eaten over 100 grams on protein today.
Nov 20th
Listen Listen
TV on the Radio - Heroes
Nov 20th

I cannot tell you how excited I am to...

So excited!
Nov 20th

Ca m'énerve!

Tous ceux qui portent les chemises à la Carlos. Hawaï c’est fini, maintenant c’est...
Nov 20th

J'en ai marre d'etre tout seul...

Nov 20th
Listen Listen
blaaargh: ANIMAL COLLECTIVE I Think I Can
Nov 20th
MOAR FORMSPRING!
Nov 20th

And it was his best seizure yet!

So our beagle Indy has a problem: he has random seizures.  Always without warning, and he always...
Nov 20th
Haha, my management textbook talks about shrinkage.
Nov 20th

Dammit, nevermind

False alarm.  I need to pay more attention.
Nov 20th

omg Jenn is really making a turducken

The Seinfeld fan in me is rooting for her.
Nov 20th
The Evolution of Thought
Nov 20th
“Hey Ben, this is David. Well no shit it’s David,...”
— Sometimes I leave really,...
Nov 19th
d3dk0w: boredintheburbs: After two 40’s, a tupperware...
Nov 19th
After two 40’s, a tupperware full of Everclear jello,...
Nov 19th

Mr. Greg Gillis aka Girl Talk will be...

jessicachu: Don’t forget your hipster headband! The only way that I can control my jealousy is...
Nov 19th
(via fuckyeahparis) La Defense is one of my favorite places...
Nov 19th
Jeanne-Claude, Collaborator with Christo,...
Nov 19th
“Ma mère est une grenade dégoupillée.”
— Xavier de Fontenay (via...
Nov 19th
David is also really bored.
Nov 19th
You should see the joy he brings himself when talking about...
Nov 19th
“Well, I have worked with a lot of designers in my day and I...”
— (via clientsfromhell)(via...
Nov 19th
Listen Listen
Rufus Wainwright - This Boy ft Moby and Sean Lennon The only thing wrong with this song is that...
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
twentysomethingtales: “Kisses from Paris” short film brought to you by France’s tourism board.
Nov 19th

MY ROOMMATES SUCK!

What kind of terrible roommates won’t agree to drink with me?
Nov 19th
“When Seth works me out it’s like throwing a midget across...”
— MeJoe: Best Training...
Nov 19th
GPOYW, Operation: Get RIPPED Update.  I’m slowly but...
Nov 19th
“Never trust a man that can’t look you in the eye. ...”
— Woody, Cheers.
Nov 18th
Party People | Cole Mohr, Govan Baird & Others by Terry...
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
french-moi:idlewildsouth:littlefishes: All of van Gogh’s self portraits, pretty cool to watch...
Nov 18th
Listen Listen
The Books - Cello Song ft Jose Gonzalez I’m a sucker for any song featuring strings and/or...
Nov 18th
jockohomo: Looks like fun! “DJ/Rupture’s cooption of the...
Nov 18th
My roommates and I really like Arrested Development. ...
Nov 18th

I hereby declare a strike against...

Nov 18th
The Leonid meteor shower, done over a two hour exposure.
Nov 18th
k-troll:absentimental: I think this is forever my...
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
blaaargh: I think this is the dog show that Best In Show was inspired by… (via tic-tac-toe) ...
Nov 18th

Guess who has two thumbs and is going to...

THIS GUY!
Nov 18th
Ashley: What are you doing?
Me: Unpacking groceries.
Ashley: Oh! What'd you get?
Me: Uh, some carrots, apple sauce, reduced fat Nilla wafers, tomato soup, and some chicken.
Ashley: So basically you didn't get anything.
Me: Ashley, you know my eating habits are weird.
Ashley: So no cereal? Or bread? Or frozen burritos? Or Hot Pockets?
Me: Ew, burritos and Hot Pockets? No way. And I don't eat cereal or bread.
Ashley: We could never be roommates.
Nov 17th
french-moi: david: Rachel managed enough French to buy...
Nov 17th
Nov 17th
oxfordcoma: (via orphanelliott)
Nov 17th
Lady Gaga Is A Witch | Marco Ponce Dot Com
Nov 17th
Today I’m wearing suspenders!
Nov 17th

Boo rotator cuff tendinitis!

Just left the doctor, as my shoulder has been hurting for a while, and this was the conclusion.  The...
Nov 17th

The French bureaucracy just wrote me...

After a brief correspondence, I sent an email saying “thank you for your help” and she...
Nov 17th
XM Radio fail.
Nov 17th
So apparently I’m more popular than super heros! ...
Nov 17th

my kids are acting out Act 1, scene 1 of...

bowlingalleylawyer: ya know- the big street brawl and when we meet emo Romeo? I love this...
Nov 17th

Well fuck you, clouds.

So much for watching the Leonid showers.
Nov 17th

Life Lesson XX

If you’re going to eat a lamb burger, don’t drink beer.  Beer makes you burp.  It can...
Nov 17th
“Pornography reveals that male pleasure is inextricably tied...”
— Andrea Dworkin, from...
Nov 17th
Warch Watch
Meet my date, Ashley, for Saturday night’s “high society charity ball” of Kansas...
Nov 17th
“It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid...”
— Valerie Solanas, The SCUM...
Nov 17th
jockohomo: Reading a bootleg/forwarded translation of 1Q84...
Nov 17th
fuckyeahfrancais:alliv: Chateau de Versailles by French...
Nov 17th
“The male chromosome is incomplete. All men are walking...”
— Valerie Solanas, The SCUM...
Nov 16th

And sorry for being all shouty today.

I’ve got a lot of tension that a three hour workout will take care of later on.
Nov 16th
“The male chromosome is incomplete. All men are walking...”
— Valerie Solanas, The SCUM...
Nov 16th
“Pornography reveals that male pleasure is inextricably tied...”
— Andrea Dworkin, from...
Nov 16th
“Pornography reveals that male pleasure is inextricably tied...”
— Andrea Dworkin, from...
Nov 16th
Salvador Dali, Self Portrait as Mona Lisa.
Nov 16th
“MAYBE I just need to practice being a bitch.  A charming...”
— And I Wonder…: Monday...
Nov 16th

Tous ceux qui j'aime ne me voient...

C’est l’ironie de la vie…
Nov 16th
Listen Listen
Chopin - Etude op.25 no.11, Winter Wind
Nov 16th

Is anyone going to see David Guetta on...

I really want to go but am struggling to find anyone to go with me.
Nov 16th
Does anyone want a diamond of a size that's...
Nov 16th

It's all who you know babyyy!

jessicachu: ESP ON TUMBLR xpln plz?
Nov 16th
Listen Listen
copycats: Get Ur Freak On by Eels originally by Missy Elliott (posted by mialegria) This has...
Nov 16th

Anddddd I just got peanut butter on my...

Another typical day in my life.
Nov 16th

MY FIRST SUBMISSION!

ST. LOUIS SPORTS TEAMS SUCK!!! Damn straight they do.  To be honest, I couldn’t give two...
Nov 16th
mejoe: (via balboa) “The great thing about being an...
Nov 16th
BoredintheBurbs FormSpring!
Nov 16th

I lost my Rubik's cube.

GONE! NO WHERE TO BE FOUND! HOW AM I EVER GOING TO CONTROL MY NERVOUS TICS NOW? Seriously, this is...
Nov 16th
bowlingalleylawyer: iwasjustsayin: I don’t know how I...
Nov 16th

We got the wrong dog.

So our beagle is Mr High-and-Mighty.  Apparently he thinks it’s okay to tear down a box of...
Nov 16th
We Like Lists Because We Don't Want to Die
Nov 16th

Helping Non-Native English Speakers...

Yazeed: hey david, just a simple question
Me: go for it
Yazeed: as we both know, my knowledge of the English language is abysmal and leaves much to be desired
Me: stfu, you know damn good and well that your english is great
Yazeed: oftentimes I stumble upon expressions that I cannot, for the life of me, fathom
though I would be able to deduce their nature, and this one was of a sexual connotation I so happen to hear in a movie
a girl says "I did a number 2," whatever does that mean?
Me: um
i would say that it sounds like she means she pooped
Yazeed: oh wow
you're right
Nov 16th
Seriously? A vampire magazine?
Nov 16th

Rendez-vous at the gym.

See you in ten minutes.
Nov 15th

MeJoe

bowlingalleylawyer: boredintheburbs: bowlingalleylawyer: boredintheburbs: ...
Nov 15th

MeJoe

bowlingalleylawyer: boredintheburbs: bowlingalleylawyer: iwasjustsayin: You live AT the gym,...
Nov 15th

I don't speak European

Kevin: so there might be a problem...
Me: sonuvagun
Kevin: i dont speak european
Me: sonuvagun
son of a gun
Kevin: oh haha now i feel like an idiot
Nov 15th

MeJoe

bowlingalleylawyer: iwasjustsayin: You live AT the gym, so we would be meeting you there. Duh. ...
Nov 15th

12632.) I'm online, you're online. Why...

(via blogsecret)
Nov 15th
Tequila!
Nov 15th
“My shirt just threw up on my head.”
— Brenda Dickson
Nov 15th
Warch Watch
IT’S BACK!  MY FAVORITE YOUTUBE VIDEO EVER!!!  THIS VIDEO IS JUST PURE OF WIN. It was taken...
Nov 15th

Okay, now I'm just doing it for...

You: hej!
Stranger: hey
You: you're not a 19 year old swedish girl, are you?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: maybe not
Stranger: Ffs, what do you think, you dumbass?
Stranger: Jesus.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nov 15th

I FOUND HER AGAIN!

You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: you're not a 19 year old swedish girl, are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nov 15th

Damn horny 19 year old Swedish girls...

Stranger: hej
You: hejjo!
You: hej hej!
You: the only swedish i know is...
You: dra at helvete
You: or something like that?
Stranger: hahahahahahah :D
Stranger: Dra åt helvete
Stranger: voi vittu, perkele satana
Stranger: girl / boy?
You: boy
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you want to strip for me? :) im a girl
You: um, sure
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: do you want to strip? :)
You: sure
You: i love attention!
Stranger: [email address]
Stranger: add me
Stranger: quick
You: add you to what?
Stranger: msn
Stranger: and strip for me in cam?
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: well, the unfortunate thing is that i don't have a cam
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Nov 15th
Okay, this is just obnoxious…
Nov 15th
“Ich bin ein baratineur.”
— Titre du Canard Enchaîné à...
Nov 15th
fuckyeahfrancais:(via jadore-fashion)
Nov 15th
Le Bonbon mag - Paris/shopping/bons plans
Nov 15th
fuckyeahfrancais:(via rainaelizabeth)
Nov 15th

tumblring with one eye closed is no way...

bowlingalleylawyer: I should stop drinking now. Oh man have I ever been there, done that…
Nov 15th
Yay free beers!
Nov 15th

These girls all have bump-its.

Damn college girls.
Nov 15th
bowlingalleylawyer: This can’t hurt either. You...
Nov 15th
a bunch of idolator writers and commenters...
Nov 14th
I am currently walking into the gym with my TI-83 in hand.
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
Clinic - The Equaliser It’s a shame this band isn’t more well-known.
Nov 14th
Nov 14th

Mika's new song sounds conspicuously...

Am I alone on this one?
Nov 14th

Excuse me, I meant "Kings of Leon SUCKS"

notthatkindagay: better? No, because it’s still a terrible attempt at “satire”...
Nov 14th

In other news: Kings of Leon suck.

(via notthatkindagay) So do you, jerk! Plus, it should be “Kings of Leons sucks” and...
Nov 14th
“Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing...”
— Bill Watterson
Nov 14th
“Tom Cruise est la personne la plus travailleuse que je n’ai...”
— Jim Carrey (via buzzle) lulz...
Nov 14th

Let's make this "Hug Saturday"

bowlingalleylawyer: I know a few of us need it. I love hugs.
Nov 14th
Listen Listen
copycats: Sex on Fire by James Morrison originally by Kings of Leon (posted by thisisstefanie) ...
Nov 14th

OMG parties with coloring books!

Best. Night. Ever.
Nov 14th

Just keep me away from the Everclear...

Actually, just kidding.  Let me at it.
Nov 14th

Okay, Jessica Chu, I have one for you...

Hermes tie, or Viktor & Rolf?
Nov 14th

P.S. The beer bottle doubles as a...

Nov 14th

Drinking a beer while in the shower has...

This may become a nightly occurrence.
Nov 14th

People need to learn to cut the bullshit...

Now, if only I could follow suit.
Nov 14th

so I am now ignoring him.

bowlingalleylawyer: don’t need 2 in my life. I’m not sure what’s going on,...
Nov 14th
Me: "fayoter" means to suck up, right?
Julien: yeah, did someone say that to you?
Me: no, lol
but thanks, asshole
Nov 14th
Warch Watch
jockohomo: Grizzly Bear - Ready, Able (Official Music Video) - Psychedelic Melt, directed by...
Nov 14th

If I die at any point in the immediate...

It’s probably because of the banana I just ate.  Just putting that out there so as to save...
Nov 13th
amazeus: via whi.s3.leg.entries.lg1x8.simplecdn.net
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
The Mutato Muzika Orchestra - Sonata for Cello and Piano in F Minor From The Royal Tenenbaums
Nov 13th

Food Hangover

aprettyship: [ crêpe ] [ Pierre Hermé macarons ] [ soupe d’oignons ] [ salade ] In...
Nov 13th
Colombian chefs unveil Viagra-laced passion...
Nov 13th
Colombian chefs unveil Viagra-laced passion...
Nov 13th
Colombian chefs unveil Viagra-laced passion...
Nov 13th

Yay feminism!

Lauren: i have a paper due tomorrow. it's not written.
Me: what's the topic?
Lauren: relational feminists and anti-feminists in the 19th century
Me: i'd go with anti-feminists
Lauren: shut up, david.
Me: all right, well, good luck on your paper
Lauren: thanks! good luck on your test
Me: thanks
Lauren: hope you're more successful than the relational feminists...amiright? amiright?
Me: that's because no feminists are rational
Lauren: and most chauvinists don't know how to read. see: RELATIONAL, not rational
Me: oh fuck
OWNED!
Nov 13th
My friend got to see Miike Snow in Paris.  That bitch.
Nov 13th
PortFranc, for men..
Nov 13th

A former Attorney General of Paris is...

YES!
Nov 13th
marlenjoy: ...
Nov 13th
I leave for literally twenty seconds to go to the bathroom,...
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notthatkindagay: AIDS Pardon me for being the Scrooge...
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“Paying taxes is like going to the zoo: admission’s 20 bucks....”
— JON STEWART, reacting to GOP...
Nov 13th

Negotiable instruments? Incidental...

OMG YAY BUSINESS LAW!
Nov 13th

I just accidentally deleted 200 contacts...

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 13th

Natty? In a bottle?

Get out.
Nov 13th
mdfsmash: An open letter to Stephen Colbert from Miracle...
Nov 13th
“now i’m going to be hard all evening, thinking about...”
— i have strange friends. (via...
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Yann Tiersen - La valse d’Amélie From Amélie
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Australian army sniffer dog found after 14...
Nov 12th
OH HAI CAMO SHOES!
Nov 12th

Re: Shark vs. Sandwich

whatcriscilikes: Looking through the Facebook comments, many people thought this was a sandwich at...
Nov 12th

Is this a Top Chef spoiler?

spiegelman: opentable: Thanksgiving Thursday, November 26, 2009 This year, dine out on November...
Nov 12th

Probably the most entertainment I've had...

Thing 1: HOW COULD YOU BE AN ECONOMIC REDISTRIBUTIONIST? [...]
Thing 2: HOW DARE YOU INSULT AYN RAND LIKE THAT! [...]
Thing 1: POSTMODERNISM? [...]
Thing 2: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PARETO EFFICIENCY DOESN'T PREVENT THE MARGINALIZATION OF MINORITY GROUPS! [...]
Thing 1: [...] READ MY FACE.
Thing 2: FUCK NO I WON'T READ YOUR FACE, IT HAS COMMUNIST PROPAGANDA WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!
Nov 12th
whatcriscilikes: What the inside of a small shark looks...
Nov 12th

And my sink is clogging up.

Great.  Just great.
Nov 12th
This is why I shouldn’t wait a week to shave.
Nov 12th
Steven's Boss: This design needs to be more futuristic
Steven: I could add a robot?
Steven's Boss: Hmm, that'll work.
Nov 12th
Hypercorrection
Nov 12th

I just spent two and a half hours with...

That’s a first.
Nov 12th
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The Knife - Marble House
Nov 11th
kcmeetups: menstrom:rhapsodyinj: I defy any other city...
Nov 11th
“La tour Eiffel est comme une femme nue, sans ses habits,...”
— Olivier Delahaye
Nov 11th
To commemorate Veterans’ Day, here are some...
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South Korean woman passes driver's exam on...
Nov 11th
eatsleepdraw: Salvador Dali.
Nov 11th

to boredintheburbs....

marlenjoy: boredintheburbs (le mec super surpris): “tu fais des études a sciences-Po...
Nov 11th
Happy Veterans Day! Thank you to all of those who have...
Nov 11th
marlenjoy: macsym: L’IMPARFAITE: the erotic journal from...
Nov 11th
mejoe: no comment.
Nov 11th
“We’re going to have class next time, but I don’t...”
— My management professor. ...
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“I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it...”
— Mitch Hedberg (via sraz)
Nov 11th
“I will never forgive you for telling me my middle name...”
— A friend, whose middle name...
Nov 11th
brooklynmutt: paris
Nov 10th
Warch Watch
copycats: Postcards from Italy by Florence and the Machine originally by Beirut (via MaroonCafe,...
Nov 10th
A rose, The Thinker, and l’Hotel des Invalides.
Nov 10th
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KiD CuDi - Pursuit of Happiness ft MGMT and Ratatat I’m on the pursuit of happiness And I...
Nov 10th
Sometimes, Twitter is a source of random comedy.
Nov 10th