Bored in the Burbs

“Everything you imagine is real.”
— Pablo Picasso

Jan 31st

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Still pissed that I didn’t get to see them last week in KC. whatcriscilikes:kapi: Kings of...

Jan 31st

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N.E.R.D. - Rock Star

Jan 31st

What the hell?

How did I end up being the DD?

Jan 31st

Diane Keaton has never pointed out that...

stevienickshasnever: whiteleatherpalace: Diane Keaton has never used pepper spray to ward off...

Jan 31st

(via)

Jan 30th

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Santogold - Creator

Jan 30th

I am suddenly overcome by the vicious...

Save me.

Jan 30th

sraz: savefork8t: sunlightandamocha: via...

Jan 30th

OMG I love being stuck in traffic!

Good thing I have awesome taste in music and I’m always up for a concert in my car.

Jan 30th

The weekend starts now!

I’m heading to Columbia this weekend, for a Last Hurrah of sorts.  Tonight I’m going to...

Jan 30th

Another painting by, ahem, yours truly.  Don’t pick on...

Jan 29th

Sometimes, when I get bored, I… well, I paint.

Jan 29th

“I will be in the pool around 7:15 if anyone wants to be a...”
— Phil, in a mass email to...

Jan 29th

DEAR TUMBLR:

bowlingalleylawyer:numbersixspeaks: No one ever really answers these (passive-aggressive much,...

Jan 29th

“We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have...”
— Francois de La Rochefoucauld...

Jan 29th

And people ask why I’m such an asshole.

Jan 29th

Really?

Spice Girls? On the radio? In 2009? Come on.

Jan 29th

New Blog: The Paris-Ite

Jan 29th

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A compilation of lucky people. Some of these are cool, some unbelievable, and some just damn...

Jan 29th

Life Lesson XVI

Don’t put paint brushes in the microwave to get rid of the moisture, even if they contain no...

Jan 29th

There have been some images of pretty bad tattoos going...

Jan 29th

Art by SpY.

Jan 28th

I finally washed my jeans!

Last January, I bought a pair of Nudie jeans.  I got the raw denim kind, which they tell you not to...

Jan 28th

Joining the Horoscope Bandwagon.

A lot of posts about horoscopes have been showing up on my dashboard today, so I thought I’d...

Jan 28th

“In summary, I like to wear stretchy clothes, lounge on...”
— You forgot to mention crazy...

Jan 28th

A junction on the M25 motorway in London, by Jason Hawkes. ...

Jan 28th

The Shanghai Seven.  If only I could figure out what they...

Jan 28th

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Ace Enders and a Million Different People - Bittersweet Symphony This version is awesome.

Jan 28th

GPOYW, High School Senior Prom Edition I went with Ashley,...

Jan 28th

bowlingalleylawyer: mabelmoments: manasto: This is...

Jan 28th

HAHA, it's 59 degrees in our house!

YES!  You read that correctly!  59 degrees!

Jan 27th

“Today, I decided that I was bored while I was pooping and...”
— Sometimes, it’s good to...

Jan 27th

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Central Freeze Station vs. Evolution of Dance: T-Mobile creates a great advertisement in Liverpool...

Jan 27th

Grampa always had a sense of humor.

Jan 27th

Patrick Bateman: Did you know I’m utterly insane?

Jan 27th

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Prince - 7 I tried to get our supervisor to let me play this song on the school news in eighth...

Jan 27th

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carlovely: the single best dr. steve brule moment EVER.

Jan 27th

Oh fuck.

I just ordered “Best in Show” from Amazon.com.  Except, I ordered a damn VHS tape. ...

Jan 27th

yourdp: According to this map, Kansas City is finally...

Jan 27th

[Today,] Indonesia was one of the few countries worldwide to...

Jan 27th

“Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age...”
— Marcel Achard

Jan 26th

Ha ha, Life, you're so funny.

On Saturday, my lower left jaw started hurting toward the back of my mouth.  It was a pretty...

Jan 26th

What do you get when you cross a hippo,...

Helephino.  Har har har.

Jan 26th

Hawaii to offer free airline tickets. You...

Jan 26th

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Eve ft Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind I’m typically not a fan of girl vocals, but these...

Jan 26th

Advertising at its best.  The bottom reads: “At this...

Jan 26th

Stonehenge.  (via someone on Facebook)

Jan 26th

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thedoctr: The Streets - Sharp Darts

Jan 26th

tumblr sucks in Internet Explorer

Just putting it out there.

Jan 26th

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If I were to ever meet this girl, I have a feeling we’d be best friends.

Jan 26th

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muppetpants:melissawalker: MGMT - Electric Feel Whenever this song comes on, I’m compelled...

Jan 25th

Combining the best of both worlds: a cookie (monster!) and a...

Jan 25th

Facebook Chat emoticons!

Jan 25th

A Boston terrier stopped a rape attempt by...

Jan 25th

Mary Rambin admits that one of her weaknesses...

Jan 24th

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In light of this, I give you: Battles - Atlas

Jan 24th

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insomnambulance: Crystal Castles - Untrust Us For some reason, there don’t seem to be many tumblr...

Jan 24th

“It takes a backbone to live the life you want to lead.”
— April, Revolutionary Road

Jan 24th

Toucan Sam Hand (via)

Jan 24th

While I was in the shower, the soap...

Not good. Not good, my friends.

Jan 24th

I Will Never Again Drink You. Or Eat...

mercurypdx: subjecttochange: I will never again drink you, Southern Comfort. It’s been 15 years...

Jan 24th

I HAVE A HOST FAMILY!

FINALLY!  I have a place to stay in Paris!  This is so exciting!

Jan 23rd

An installation by Liu Jianhua in his Dream in Conflict...

Jan 23rd

Jacob’s dog.  Picture taken by him, edited by me.

Jan 23rd

I want a painting with pancakes on my...

It seems like everyone else is getting them!

Jan 23rd

inothernews: Will someone just please bid one million...

Jan 23rd

fetherston: i'm going to kansas city this march!
nstrich: it's my birthday in march!
nstrich: anyone got any other fun march-related facts?
Vidar: the batan death march?
nstrich: i see what you did there

Jan 23rd

“In the spirit of ending torture, Obama also ended the New...”
— Conan O’Brien (via...

Jan 23rd

How awing, yet absolutely frightening. (via)

Jan 23rd

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Bloodhound Gang - Discovery Channel

Jan 23rd

Finding out the age of random internet...

thedoctr: Am I older or younger than you thought? And ION?  I think last time he told me he said...

Jan 23rd

Finding out the age of random internet...

You know what I mean? But really, how old is ION?

Jan 23rd

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muppetpants: Doris Day - Que Sera, Sera My grandfather used to sing this to us all the time as a...

Jan 23rd

I went no further than 2 seconds in and...

(via thedoctr) A friend was telling me about this terrible, terrible video (1 guy 1 jar), and that...

Jan 23rd

Hundreds of knitters around the world have begun wrapping...

Jan 23rd

So last week, some guy started talking to me while I was on...

Jan 22nd

All Memes = 4chan cancer on Tumblr

whatcriscilikes: Well Put Sir. We see eye to eye. (via kapi)

Jan 22nd

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The Streets - Let’s Push Things Forward

Jan 22nd

Word of the Day - January 22, 2009

So I haven’t done this for a while, but here’s a fun new word! orgiophant - one who...

Jan 22nd

one last thing before I go.

bowlingalleylawyer:lawful:barelysarcasm:mikeypizzle:somesensicalnonsense: if you could be...

Jan 22nd

Chinese fire drill

… NOW!

Jan 22nd

Going bowling...

Bowling always freaks me out.  I definitely need to find some hand sanitizer before I leave.  Bowl,...

Jan 22nd

Another coincidence!

In addition to the coincidence from yesterday: So I just sent a message on Facebook to a friend of...

Jan 22nd

whatcriscilikes:calcium: yeah… yeah, uh-huh.  talk to sherry...

Jan 21st

“What candy makes you smile the most? I think you could use...”
— Ashley.

Jan 21st

Jon Stewart asks, What's the difference...

Jan 21st

In this photo released by Chiuna’s Xinhua News Agency,...

Jan 21st

Support AS ROMA as they play Inter Milan

Jan 21st

robyn3890: No Doubt Announces 2009 Summer Tour With...

Jan 21st

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This girl blows a giant bubble out of gum.  You know it can’t end well.

Jan 21st

GPOYW, Chubby Bunny edition.  The other two people dropped...

Jan 21st

“Today is a celebratory day! I’m getting dessert!”
— Some woman customer...

Jan 21st

“Je vous souhaite une bonne journée car nous savons que ce...”
— Some French person that...

Jan 21st

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copycats: “Firestarter” by Jimmy Eat World originally by The Prodigy (via pauliophonic)

Jan 21st

Practice for swim club would've just...

This is the first practice that I’ve missed, and it makes me sad.

Jan 21st

I have officially booked my flight!

I’m leaving on February 4 at 3:50pm, and will arrive in Paris on February 5th, 2:20pm.

Jan 21st

“Are we humans, or are we dancers? My signs are vital, my...”
— Jacob, singing and then...

Jan 21st

How's this for coincidence?

I just looked at the list of blogs that Tumblr suggested to me, and there’s a blog on there...

Jan 21st

Some customer left me her number on her...

Even better: she was with her mom and grandma. Even worse: she wasn’t very attractive.

Jan 20th

Barack Obama’s inauguration in Legoland, California. ...

Jan 20th

(via)

Jan 20th

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Far - Pony Originally by Ginuwine

Jan 20th

Tumblr: Home of the Party People. (drunk vs. sober)

Jan 19th

Does the Obama Cutout Have White Hands?

Jan 19th

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sds: radarchive:carlovely: sonic commercials make me so mad. they always come on when i’m laying...

Jan 19th

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Girl Talk - Smash Your Head

Jan 19th

“I hate dolphins. Dolphins commit rape.”
— Amy, from Saturday night. ...

Jan 19th

Hudson River Miracle Obama. This guy has some other artwork,...

Jan 19th

“I think there is something very, very sad if you…have a...”
— Wise words from Hugh Hefner,...

Jan 19th

That is a lot of snow.

Jan 19th

sraz: Happy MLK Jr. Day!

Jan 19th

Left to right: Jacob, Trevor, Me, Eric, Amy, Ben, Elliot ...

Jan 19th

From last night.  Me, Ben, and Eric.  I’m pretty...

Jan 19th

Best. Weekend. Ever.

So I went to Columbia for the weekend, and it was pretty much fucking awesome.  (To note,...

Jan 19th

“Giant squids are my third biggest fear. Number two is death,...”
— Katie.  Best thing I’ve...

Jan 19th

What's YOUR favorite Girl Scout cookie?

Caramel deLites all the way. And don’t try to tell me they’re called Samoas, because you...

Jan 19th

We have Girl Scout cookies!

Only nine boxes this year.

Jan 19th

shimmerandshine: what peanut butter recall? 18/365 i ate...

Jan 18th

forwhenifeellikesharing: Dali Dream brought on by a bee...

Jan 18th

The Twelve Bars of Martin Luther King,...

So the reason I came to Columbia was to do a bar crawl tonight.  At the end of last semester, me,...

Jan 18th

Automated Soap Dispensers are the worst...

I NEED MORE SOAP, DAMMIT!

Jan 17th

The Bird Strike Committee USA?!

“My friend alerted me to CNN.com’s report on the crash landing that includes the...

Jan 17th

Ahh... fuck

So Eric and I drank last night.  Didn’t really intend to get drunk.  We killed a fifth of...

Jan 17th

On Eric's dog...

Me: the dog brought over the shoe to where i am to chew on it
Me: and i just pretended the dog was fetching my shoe for me
Me: so all is well
Leigh: he knew you needed it
Leigh: because you are cold
Me: yes, exactly
Me: dogs are very smart
Leigh: way smarter than cats
Me: damn straight

Jan 17th

I just added 'clusterfuck' to my texting...

I’ll get my entire repertoire of foul words in there one of these days.

Jan 17th

And now I'm heading to Columbia for the...

Damn, I’m such a fucking jet-setter. As I drive in my car…

Jan 17th

Me: Remember to bring a boat!
Me: Uh, I mean, a coat.
Ben: I'll bring the boat, too. We'll need it.

Jan 17th

“The carbon footprint of Barack Obama’s inauguration could...”
— RealClearPolitics (via sds)

Jan 17th

It's my lucky day!

The woman at Pegasus on the Fly gave me her employee discount because I can back for cookies.

Jan 16th

Chicago is freezing.

It’s a lot better than it was earlier, though. But as an indication, I can still feel the snot...

Jan 16th

Please get this guy to leave me alone!

I’m on the train to downtown and he’s trying to talk to me about wrestlers or something....

Jan 16th

I love airports.

I love the way the world can feel so infinite and accessible, all at the same time.

Jan 16th

Heading to Chicago!

It’s 5.00 in the fucking morning, and I have a flight to catch in an hour and a half. ...

Jan 16th

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copycats: “Electric Feel” by David Porteous originally by MGMT (posted by karenabad)

Jan 16th

Do .gif files no longer work in photo...

inothernews: Interesting.  I just came across a few posts where this might’ve happened.  I’ve...

Jan 16th

Do .gif files no longer work in photo...

I’ve tried three different files in the past few weeks, and none of them work.  Do you have to...

Jan 16th

Last week, the Birds downed the NY...

katiebakes: waksays: …this week, they downed the NY Jets! http://www.instantrimshot.com/ I...

Jan 15th

"There's only one reason Christian girls...

sds: robot-heart: peterwknox:plainoljane:katoleary:urbanredneck: These are a series of tales...

Jan 15th

whatcriscilikes: simko: Designer Hafsteinn Júlíusson has...

Jan 15th

Man, sometimes you people make me laugh.

Jan 15th

Jan 15th

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On January 11, 2009, three UFOs appeared in the sky above Mödling, Austria.  Go ahead and skip to...

Jan 15th

When I heard Obama would be riding in on a unicorn, I was...

Jan 15th

Hey Haven't Got a Prayer

whatcriscilikes: I’m watching Saved.  Comfort movie of mine.  Thoughts? This movie is awesome. ...

Jan 15th

Fuck it is cold out.  This is the first night in…...

Jan 15th

I may be fucked...

So this whole “studying abroad thing”?  Not going so well. I still don’t know...

Jan 14th

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Moby may be a bit of a douche, but I will always like this song. Moby ft Gwen Stefani - South Side

Jan 14th

"I can haz cheesburger?" is hiring!

Jan 14th

As much as I don’t like Obama… well, here.

Jan 13th

“You can have your stones, as long as you don’t throw...”
— Wafa Sultan.  Love her or hate...

Jan 13th

At work yesterday...

Me: Hi. Welcome to [where I work], my name is David and I'll be taking care of you ladies today.
Lady: Your name is Dino? You look just like a Dino! What a great name!
Me: No, I'm sorry, my name is David.
Lady (forlorn): Oh... Well, that's a good name, too.

Jan 13th

“I’ve decided that I’m going to come to New York and elope...”
— Seriously, the emails I get...

Jan 13th

This is rich...

By a 2-1 vote, a Florida appeals court ruled in December that Andrew Craissati could stop paying...

Jan 13th

Listen

Muse - Starlight

Jan 13th

Best in Show.

Jan 13th

Watch

inothernews: He IS legend!!! alohanico:soupsoup:thedailywhat: Will Smith Is An Amazing Human...

Jan 13th

bowlingalleylawyer: artsystar: How to properly hug a baby

Jan 13th

sraz:aja: Postsecret When I read this yesterday, I thought...

Jan 12th

My friends are hilarious.

Jan 12th

Baader-Meinhof phenomenon

whatcriscilikes: allthiscanbeyours:shiningstar:randyhaddock: The Baader-Meinhof phenomenon occurs...

Jan 12th

Time for the Christmas work party!

This could be really interesting. Especially if people challenge me to a beer chugging contest. I DO...

Jan 11th

Anyone Been to Dubai?

insomnambulance: I’m going in February.  Any tips/tricks? I am so fucking jealous.  I’ve...

Jan 11th

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“My cat was my child.  I was pregnant with my cat.  I gave birth to it, so…  I had my...

Jan 11th

What kind of yoga instructor farts in...

Maybe it’s just because I’m an amateur, but I’m guessing that this isn’t...

Jan 11th

sds: joelaz: Marc Paeps Photography DON’T SHOOT! ...

Jan 11th

Things that make me happy

Me opening my bedroom door, only to find my dog right outside, waiting for me.

Jan 11th

Me: You're ridiculous.
Ashley: But you love my ridiculousness, right?
Me: Yes.

Jan 11th

"Whore" was not in my dictionary on my...

But now it is!

Jan 11th

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complicatedshoes: “Apocalypse Please” - Muse

Jan 11th

My goal for 2009

To be posted on Web 2.0 Morons or Trainwrecks or one of those other sites that only posts about...

Jan 11th

Why do people buy vowels on Wheel of...

IT’S STUPID, PEOPLE! STUPID!!!

Jan 11th

Garcin: Vous n'aves pas peur, vous?
Inès: Pourqoui faire? La peur, c'était bon avant, quand nous gardions de l'espoir.
Garcin: Il n'y a plus d'espoir, mais nous sommes toujours avant. Nous n'avons pas commencé de souffrir: mademoiselle.
Inès: Je sais. Alors? Qu'est-ce qui va venir?
Garcin: Je ne sais pas. J'attends.

Jan 11th

Eating wasabi peas is the most...

It just hurts so good.

Jan 11th

forwhenifeellikesharing: Compare and Contrast: Janice the...

Jan 11th

Top 10 Google searches of 2008...

10. Jonas Brothers 9. euro 2008 8. wer kennt wen 7. nasza klasa 6. obama 5. heath ledger 4. tuenti...

Jan 11th

(via)

Jan 9th

Beautés froides par temps de bise

defeatism: Etudiante en dernière année de design de mode à la HEAD de Genève. Une veste moutarde...

Jan 9th

katiebakes: Blago will cripple you and kill your children. ...

Jan 9th

Who wants to take a trip to Thailand with me so we can eat...

Jan 9th

inothernews: The longest morning. Firings at my office, from junior folks to senior. Several good...

Jan 9th

Looks like the kid is scared, but it’s funnier when...

Jan 9th

Listen

When this song first came out, I think I learned all the lyrics in about a day because I just...

Jan 9th

OKAY JUST KIDDING!

It was a ladybug.  And now it’s dead.

Jan 9th

WTF there's a junebug in my room!

And it’s the middle of January!

Jan 9th

thedoctr: WORD. switchbladesusie: hoarr: While...

Jan 9th

Me: all right, talk to you later
supposed to be going out in 12 minutes, and i haven't even showered
Eric: peace in the middle east....for real
Me: wtf does that even mean
there IS no peace in the middle east!
Eric: haha i dont know

Jan 9th

imanash-hole: im crossing this one day. florence, wait for...

Jan 9th

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forwhenifeellikesharing: Sébastien Tellier - “La Ritournelle” Ugly Betty closed with the...

Jan 9th

“I decided that I’m just not going to go to class until...”
— Some hipster earlier today. ...

Jan 9th

Kidding!  I may be an asshole, but I’m not that much of an asshole.

Jan 9th

When going through someone's pictures,...

I can’t stand that. Which is why I prefer to have ugly friends.

Jan 9th

Cross your fingers for me.

I just wired some money to make a payment for the Welcome Programme for this coming semester. It has...

Jan 8th

I want an Iron Gym.

They look so badass.

Jan 8th

Watch

I DOOOO!!!! That’s what she’s gonna say, she’s gonna say yes!

Jan 8th

Jan 8th

Listen

whatcriscilikes: The Ultimate Eargasm! lorenrochelle:uradirtywhore: Kings Of Leon and Lykke Li-...

Jan 8th

“Random thought: let’s watch Tarzan tomorrow and eat...”
— Ashley

Jan 8th

Life in IRC Tumblr-land

extrapickles: anyone watch parking wars?
its pretty good.. not like gossip girl good, but what still good
boredintheburbs: omg
you're kidding?

Jan 8th

muppetpants: Next episode on Home Maintainance with CatBus:...

Jan 8th

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I LOVE SURPRISES!  And Kristen Wiig, too.

Jan 7th

GPOYW, taken this past Saturday.

Jan 7th

being human.

shimmerandshine: there is one thing about me that honestly scares me. and it is the fact that i...

Jan 7th

“David, urban hip photographer and buddy, came with me to...”
— I’m an ash-hole For the...

Jan 7th

Girls, may I suggest to you this awesome costume for next...

Jan 7th

lptralways: I have green armpits! I didn’t plan on having...

Jan 7th

Follow that girl!

Ashley finally got a Tumblr.  I’ve made posts about her more than a handful of times, and...

Jan 7th

“See, David, you’re a good person. But if you rob a...”
— Ashley, last night.

Jan 7th

(via)

Jan 6th

katiebakes: Blue Sky Basin? More like Blue MOON Basin! ...

Jan 6th

Listen

Whenever I was a child I wondered what if my name had changed into something more productive like...

Jan 6th

“Life is much too big of a burden to not share it with...”
— I just wrote an email to a...

Jan 6th

I am proud to say that Jagermeister has never caused me any...

Jan 6th

It’s a rarity, but sometimes the conservatives of...

Jan 6th

Things are better now.

Jan 6th

There was a wedding party, and I was taking photos from far...

Jan 6th

stevienickshasnever: Stevie Nicks has never had the circulation to her hand cut off after getting...

Jan 6th

Pareene Drafts Least Self-Aware Sentence In...

Jan 6th

More.

Jan 6th

Things that suck I

When you’re guiding a cracker/pretzel with your hand to your mouth, you fumble and watch as...

Jan 5th

sraz:breannajai: gregbrown: The world’s first...

Jan 5th

More.

Jan 5th

More.

Jan 5th

On Saturday, I went to the Plaza to take some pictures with...

Jan 5th

“I can’t judge trajectory yet, but I can judge speed, and it...”
— I wish I had said this. (via...

Jan 5th

This is Trevor, one of my roommates from last semester.  We...

Jan 5th

Watch

I’ve never seen Nip/Tuck, but this promo for the sixth season is pretty badass.  Even if it...

Jan 5th

Listen

copycats: “One More Time To Pretend” Immuzikation mashup “One More Time” by Daft Punk + “Time To...

Jan 5th

Not sure what happened.

I texted a friend something sarcastic, and he responded that he was tired of my being sardonic with...

Jan 5th

A Question of Honor

Jan 5th

I do not want to get up.

Damn work in twenty minutes!

Jan 4th

Which is better: Flickr or Picasa?

bowlingalleylawyer: boredintheburbs: Help, please! At this point, I’m leaning towards Picasa,...

Jan 4th

Which is better: Flickr or Picasa?

Help, please!  At this point, I’m leaning towards Picasa, except that I apparently have to...

Jan 4th

You know what would suck about being a...

You’d have to by clothes all the time, because yoou’d always end up getting blood one...

Jan 4th

Another picture from the Harbin Ice Sculpture Festival. ...

Jan 3rd

The International Ice and Snow Sculpture Festival is held...

Jan 3rd

Me: by the way, this is the most emoticons i've ever used in a conversation in a long, long time
Me: >.<
April: lawlz
April: asians
Me: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!
April: (>; ;-)>
April: kekeke

Jan 3rd

You know when it's time to leave a...

When people are watching TMZ on the TV.

Jan 3rd

I just realized that my neighbors'...

AWESOME! Except it’s January 2nd and I just noticed.

Jan 3rd

“Get over here!”
— Jesse.  I’m supposed to...

Jan 3rd

A Tale of Adultery and Rent Control: A...

Jan 2nd

Allegedly, Billy and Slade had been together, until Slade...

Jan 2nd

inothernews: In this instance, we could give two shits if...

Jan 2nd

callipygian

sraz: wordjournal: adjective • having well-shaped buttocks from Greek kallos ‘beauty’ + pūgē...

Jan 2nd

Listen

livesophia: MGMT - Weekend Wars Instant battle plans written on the sidewalk Mental mystics in a...

Jan 2nd

Watch

Care for some Ayds Diet Candy?

Jan 2nd

Something You Could Live Without Knowing

Olive tapenade does not taste nearly as good when you burp it up.

Jan 2nd

I finally made my appointment!

Before I leave for Paris, I need to get my student visa in Chicago.  Well, I finally booked an...

Jan 2nd

sraz:soupsoup:kaytee:afghanistanbananastand: Halima...

Jan 2nd

Listen

whatcriscilikes: whatson:heynowgirl: This was my favorite song of 2008. Kings of Leon - Use...

Jan 2nd

Talking about garden tubs...

Missy: sure
mine doesn't have jets, though
Me: my parents' does!
david 1, missy 0
Missy: i own mine
ha
david 1, missy 1
and you can't put anything but water in the ones with jets
missy 2, david 1
Me: uh, what the hell would i put in it, other than water?
jello?

Jan 2nd

juliaallison: Nows I neds to figuer out hows to uze it? ...

Jan 1st

(via)

Jan 1st

Oh hey there!

Jan 1st

You know what's better than a cookie...

A DOUBLE DECKER COOKIE CAKE!  Frosting on both layers!

Jan 1st

Look what Tumblr's done to me!

I was just looking through a friend’s pictures on Facebook, came across a good picture, and...

Jan 1st

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inothernews:shanlovesotters: “What’s that playing?  It sounds like last year, driving home from...

Jan 1st