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Oct 2nd

85 days...

cupcakesandcouture: Why am I like 4 years old, btw? The Christmas songs keep mysteriously...

Oct 2nd

Even though Gawker harped on the site, Schtock.com takes a...

Oct 2nd

“So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at...”
— Charlize Theron, commenting on...

Oct 2nd

My Birthday Wish List: The Abbreviated...

Since my 21st birthday is in three days(!!!), I decided that I’d make life a little easier for...

Oct 2nd

I just walked into the women's restroom...

It’s okay, though, because only one person saw me.

Oct 1st

jessicachu: Clearly you’re doin it WRONG (via...

Oct 1st

My professor calls his sophomore method...

I feel like this name means it should tell me what to do with my life, or what color of socks I...

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

A map of the distribution of nuclear weapons. As of 2002,...

Oct 1st

A map of wealth during the year 1 AD. The size of each...

Oct 1st

Pelosi paid husband with PAC funds

Oct 1st

WTF, people?

Oct 1st

High heels costing taxpayers £29 million a...

Oct 1st

Since it was requested, I bring you: GPOYW, Speedo...

Oct 1st

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I’ve posted an Annuals song before, but this song is also great.  And hey, the title is...

Oct 1st

Eli: I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Royal: Me too, me too.

Oct 1st

Supposedly the only picture of a Rainbow PG Cloud, whatever...

Oct 1st

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complicatedshoes: Creepy. We must indoctrinate the youth!

Sep 30th

I think this person misunderstood the...

[Redacted]: i beat you on the brain thing
[Redacted]: im 24 sucka

Sep 30th

Finally!  The perfect way to sleep in class!

Sep 30th

The Avenging Unicorn Playset

Sep 30th

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I would like to know what a cat is doing around a baby crocodile.

Sep 30th

complicatedshoes: sds: jeffmiller: A 32-year-old woman...

Sep 30th

How old is your brain? (Or something like...

Sep 30th

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I think this song has an uncanny ability to make you feel that you’re just fucking so much...

Sep 30th

Ashley and I are eating Skittles and...

WOO!

Sep 30th

Cigarillo Boy just dropped his joint...

Jackass. In other news, Beck is really good live.

Sep 30th

Haha, the guy next to me told him to put...

Pnwd. Oh, and Beck opened with Loser.

Sep 30th

Turns out that cigarillo was not filled...

I’m admittedly a little naive when it comes to drugs.

Sep 30th

I could've sworn that one of the perks...

Tonight, I was proven wrong.

Sep 30th

Some jackass teenager in front of me has...

Real cool, slick.

Sep 30th

Okay, that really sucked.

They only played a few songs from Time to Pretend, and the rest was from Ocular Spectacular. Ocular...

Sep 30th

Dance party next to me!

They’re playing Time to Pretend. Or a version of it…

Sep 30th

And I just got the first smell of pot.

Pot smells like hell. And the girl next to me is desperating trying to find the source.

Sep 30th

MGMT's set so far has been...

They’re playing a lot of their older stuff which, quite frankly, sucks.

Sep 30th

I just witnessed Ashley walk around and...

She wanted to give those who find them good luck.

Sep 30th

I'm going to see MGMT and Beck tonight!

And, to top it off, I’m eating at Noodles and Company beforehand.

Sep 29th

My day just got that much better.

So I just walked in to work and on the counter, there’s a candy dish.  Within a footstep of...

Sep 29th

Riddle me this

Why do girls insist on wearing white t-shirts when it’s going to rain? OES THIS MAKE ANY...

Sep 29th

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If this video/song doesn’t make you want to dance, then something’s wrong with you.

Sep 29th

I need to remember to do my laundry.

thedoctr: cvxn: boredintheburbs: thedoctr: You have a legitimate reason for owning a speedo...

Sep 29th

I needed to talk to my friend Elliot...

Elliot: hey you there?
Me: hey, hold on... don't have my cam...
Elliot: video chat? i dont care about that, unless you wanna cyber. a/s/l?
Me: 13 f US
Elliot: oh man
Me: no, but my camera is my microphone
Elliot: im so hot right now. wait, you arent Chris Hansen are you?

Sep 29th

I need to remember to do my laundry.

thedoctr: You have a legitimate reason for owning a speedo other than to wear as an undergarment? ...

Sep 29th

I need to remember to do my laundry.

Walking around wearing a speedo all day (underneath my clothes, perv) is not very comfortable.

Sep 29th

This is literally what I go through every single day. ...

Sep 29th

I think this qualifies as an advertisment FAIL.  This does...

Sep 29th

"National Stay At Home Week"?

Really?  Yeah, because people really need another excuse to sit on their asses at home.

Sep 28th

You know what's weird?

Hearing the sound of someone else going to the bathroom right above you.

Sep 28th

Always a good question, though hopefully never necessary.

Sep 28th

Seven days...

Until I’m 21!

Sep 27th

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Censor Bar Art.  Who’d have thought?

Sep 27th

How about a glass keyboard?

Glass surface inputting is the new hotness for almost every gadget maker today. From from the...

Sep 27th

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Radiohead - Weird Fishes/Arpeggi

Sep 27th

Stats:

“I agree with John” - eight times versus “I disagree with Obama” - seven...

Sep 27th

Now that the debate is over, I bring...

PUPPIES!  Just to change things up a bit.

Sep 27th

Cindy McCain looks ready for Christmas.

But hey, I like Christmas.

Sep 27th

In other news...

I highly suggest that everyone go out and buy some Jello Fat Free, Sugar Free White Chocolate...

Sep 27th

Russia?

I was really hoping Obama would call Russia a “frenemy,” because, well, that...

Sep 27th

The way Obama says "Pakistan" sounds...

I wonder what it evolves into…

Sep 27th

Please stop.

McCain, please don’t use “Miss Congeniality” again.  Please?

Sep 27th

Obama just said "congress."

I could’ve sworn he said “communist.”

Sep 27th

spiegelman: Jim Lehrer is behaving less like a moderator and more like a marriage counselor.  “John,...

Sep 27th

Tax cuts for middle class?

About 43% of Americans are in debt.  By logic, I think it’s safe to say that most of this debt...

Sep 27th

Katiebakes is no lady, she's a fascist.

cvxn: doree: Why no ladies liveblogging the debate on Gawker, hmm?  I have no idea what to do...

Sep 27th

cvxn: acafourek: More awesomeness from Frank Chimero ...

Sep 27th

Debate liveblogging for Gawker tonight...

katiebakes: peterfeld: I’ll be liveblogging tonight’s eagerly awaited debate for Gawker starting...

Sep 26th

This giant mural?  Yeah, it’s made of about 75,000...

Sep 26th

One of my Life Goals is to have my own...

Is that wrong?

Sep 26th

Todd is the go-to man!

Sep 26th

My economics teacher is ridiculous.

I could ask him what two plus two equals, and it would take ten minutes and a lot of sighing on my...

Sep 26th

You know what can make any day better?

A free Ice Pop!

Sep 26th

(from sledgehammertotheface)

Sep 26th

Glow from the distant Shaybah oil field turns the Saudi...

Sep 26th

A neglected eighty-eight butterfly (Diaethria neglecta) in...

Sep 26th

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Those damn street signs always sneak up on you.

Sep 26th

Sep 26th

Mimic Photoshop effects (from fubiz.net)

Sep 26th

Listen

Grizzly Bear - Knife (Girl Talk remix)

Sep 26th

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The clip coupled with the audio = awesome.  In a reall painful sort of way.

Sep 26th

The Vagina is a Myth - according to Saudi...

Sep 26th

WHAT IN THE HELL HOW CAN THERE BE SO MANY PEOPLE THAT ARE...

Sep 26th

I’m sure our school could make some money off of...

Sep 26th

Horses tell kids to say no to drinking and...

Sep 25th

Ultraviolet image of the sun. The intensity of the...

Sep 25th

When I watch this, I have an audio playing in my head that...

Sep 25th

My finance professor just stated...

He said they were party favors from our test or something.

Sep 25th

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“Stealing from the Rich” by ABOVE. Looks like a darker Banksy to me.

Sep 25th

my office is decorated with rifles and...

Sep 25th

(from woostercollective.com)

Sep 25th

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I’d say this is a pretty good video to start of the day.

Sep 25th

I could use this all the time.

Sep 25th

Vomit from ASU frat members may have caused...

Sep 25th

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The National - Mistaken For Strangers

Sep 25th

This is awesome!

I’ve had 45 hits today!  Which I know is pretty weak sauce for some of you, but I’m...

Sep 25th

Interesting classes I can take next...

L’industrie du parfum dans le monde: une industrie de paradoxe (The perfume industry in the...

Sep 25th

You know what sucks?

Burning your popcorn.  :(

Sep 25th

A Sarah Palin barbie doll?  Really? (picture from here)

Sep 24th

GPOYW.

Sep 24th

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Put this one on the list of bad ideas: Kite-surfing during a damn hurricane.

Sep 24th

Man Goes to Court After Butt Stapled Shut

Sep 24th

(via unicornology)

Sep 24th

bobloblawslawblog: NOW please.  Am I the only one who...

Sep 24th

You damn flamingos are way too meta. (from...

Sep 24th

(via failblog.org)

Sep 24th

An announcement from Canada on the benefits...

Sep 24th

“I can bring my own alcohol! Except it’ll be apple...”
— Ashley.  I’m trying to...

Sep 24th

“You swam with a gold medalist, you’re going to Paris...”
— Ashley.  I’m talking to...

Sep 24th

WANT NOW PLEASE!

I just drooled all over my computer. Using a modified “V4” based on the engine of a...

Sep 24th

Come on, Text Twirl.  There are kids playing this game!

Sep 24th

(via nansamplr)

Sep 24th

There’s a term for this sort of thing… (picture...

Sep 24th

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Last one for now: This is actually a pretty funny gaffe, and I’m surprised that I just now...

Sep 24th

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There is absolutely no way in hell that I’d have the patience to do some project that takes 17...

Sep 23rd

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I can’t get the song out of my head.  Those damn Finnish!

Sep 23rd

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Guess the song! I can’t imagine how long it took this guy to memorize a song, backwords (ha!,...

Sep 23rd

In advance, sorry.

I found a few interesting videos, but because IE is a peace of shit and likes to screw up, I’m...

Sep 23rd

“Animals rule, Timothy conquers! Fuck you, park service!”
— -Timothy Treadwell Just...

Sep 23rd

Turn any picture into ASCII art!

Sep 23rd

academica: Who cares

Sep 23rd

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Supposedly the church had just raised enough money to buy this statue of some saint.  And then they...

Sep 23rd

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From their myspace page: The Trons are a completely self playing robotic junk band! They are made...

Sep 23rd

269 tie: An electoral college 'doomsday'?

Sep 23rd

inothernews: Practical. ...

Sep 23rd

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Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night

Sep 23rd

“He was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run...”
— Some guy’s obituary.

Sep 23rd

Train crushes railway sex couple

Sep 23rd

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I can only imagine the audio: Girl 1:  Mommy, Sarah just crawled into the claw machine thingy! ...

Sep 23rd

More skydiving.

We each paid $15 to have some pictures taken of us from the underside of the wing of the airplane. ...

Sep 23rd

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A non-Newtonian fluid that changes from a liquid state to a solid state when stress is applied (ie...

Sep 23rd

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Lightning in super slow motion.

Sep 22nd

E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying...

Sep 22nd

What is the nicest way to tell my...

Advice please.

Sep 22nd

The bus is packed.

Some girl’s weave is right in my face.

Sep 22nd

Points for the humor.

Sep 22nd

Fall is here. :(

Fall officially starts today.  Which is bad news.  Yes, fall means tailgating, my birthday (twelve...

Sep 22nd

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The title of this video alone just makes me laugh: Reporter Run Over by Giant Inflatable Ball.

Sep 22nd

I just worked out with an Olympic gold...

Ous Mellouli came to swim with our club today.  I swim with his brother, and Ous is in town in order...

Sep 22nd

A hilarious headline on the Drudge Report right now.

Sep 21st

“Ce qui est fatiguant dans cette fausse dichotomie c’est...”
— Blogalaxie/4: “futur des...

Sep 21st

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I’m never getting acupuncture.

Sep 21st

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zoya: stick around for the entwining of the male organs! it’s majestic! I’ve never been so...

Sep 21st

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No idea where this came from.

Sep 21st

How Color Relates to Your Job.

Sep 20th

I really feel like pudding.

Sep 20th

Have I mentioned I love garlic? Oh, and the white thing...

Sep 20th

AIG was at our career fair today.

Why? I don’t know. But ot made me laugh. And surprisingly, people went up to their booth!

Sep 19th

First Historic Image of Planet 3106 Trillion...

Sep 19th

I still can’t really make out what it is… ETA:...

Sep 19th

cvxn: superamit: From now on, I will always use Facebook...

Sep 19th

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I was going to be really pissed if that damn cat knocked the whole thing down.

Sep 19th

Some guy was just sitting in the lotus...

I tried to get someone to go in there and fart, but no one would. :(

Sep 19th

Just some advice.

It’s not a good idea to browse random tumblr sites when you’re in a computer lab and...

Sep 18th

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Classy.

Sep 18th

Swiss restaurant to serve meals cooked with...

Sep 18th

205. Play hooky.

My son better damn well NOT play hooky. (via rulesformyunbornson)

Sep 18th

I somehow got someone's gum on the...

I don’t know how, but it’s disgusting

Sep 18th

Whenever I get a new phone, I always...

I think I’ve got nearly every form of each cuss word entered.

Sep 18th

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ericgarnier: Aie aie aie… ! I can’t hear the audio, but I’m guessing this is some...

Sep 18th

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complicatedshoes: tracks: artistspaid: saramcpherson: Radiohead’s “Creep,” as covered by an...

Sep 18th

I love looking at pictures like these because they’re...

Sep 18th

Today is GPOYW, right?  Because I’ve yet to see anyone...

Sep 18th

17 days!

Sep 18th

“Light and Shadow in the Carina Nebula” Oh hey,...

Sep 18th

To Whomever Signed Me Up For A French...

defeatism: Thanks for the thought, Mom, but no.  Please give me the password so I can turn off the...

Sep 18th

Surprise! No sign of Hailey Rose.

Me: so how'd your night go last night?
Ashley: i slept until 2:55am (I missed your call an hour earlier)...and sat in my room with my book flashlight for 15 mins and then went back to bed
Me: haha
Ashley: i looked up hailey rose death records
Me: and?
Ashley: for over an hour couldnt find a chick born in 1998 and who died.. all i got were old ladies

Sep 18th

"Best Venn Diagram Ever."

(from http://blog.zygonia.net)

Sep 18th

Am I the only one to have dreams of...

Please tell me I’m not.

Sep 18th

Any one of these pictures could've been taken...

Sep 17th

“Im not telling you this because I want to impress you… but I...”
— Pick Up Lines Generator (via...

Sep 17th

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gregbrown: NINJA DOG  Wow.

Sep 17th

I kind of want these.  Not that I’d actually ever wear...

Sep 17th

Same here. katiebakes: I just went up to the “petty cash window” at work to exchange dollars for...

Sep 17th

Availability bias

We’re talking about the availability bias in my marketing class right now, and the professor...

Sep 17th

My professor is playing music before the...

Everyone is kind of looking around, thinking ‘What the fuck?’ I think this song came...

Sep 17th

Oh come on.

It was awesome awaking to the sounds of hammers and mallets this morning at 8.00, Maintenance...

Sep 17th

rackattack: soupsoup:msbojangles:(via bebelestrange) OH...

Sep 17th

“Et au milieu coule une rivière…” (from...

Sep 17th

“Use ‘a’ before consonants, and use...”
— Taken from the Grading...

Sep 17th

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albertinho: rackattack: Yes. allpointsnorth: TV on the Radio - Love Dog This is a little more...

Sep 17th

I'll answer the phone when it rings at...

Actually, that doesn’t make sense.  I’ll be calling at 3am: Ashley called me a few...

Sep 17th

I need to watch what I say. Maybe.

So I was driving around the parking lot today, and some stupid jackass who sucks at life decided to...

Sep 17th

So many hands!

Sep 17th

Apparently the WSJ is really desperate for...

Sep 17th

If you put the words "I want to have sex with...

Sep 17th

If you put the words "I want to have sex with...

Sep 16th

I just realized that I have a song from...

Random… But it’s pretty good, I guess.  I’ve listened to it a dozen times or so,...

Sep 16th

Also, army brats.

katiebakes: Jolie, Karion and I have been engaged in a hiiiiiigh-larious email exchange this...

Sep 16th

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myquarterlifecrisis: thesweatshop: In Your Face: A Montage Not many better ways to start off your...

Sep 16th

I'm sitting next to Thunderthighs on the...

And he’s really making it hard for me to sit comfortably.

Sep 16th

Turns out Amy Winehouse also has/had impetigo!

Sep 16th

Turns out I don't have the plague.

But I do have impetigo. And just in time for the career fair!

Sep 16th

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This reminded me of this video.  Remember, guys, even if your day is going bad, just remember it...

Sep 16th

defeatism: I dunno how I feel about iTunes 8.0. And new...

Sep 16th

I knew she was a communist!

Sep 16th

OH HAI CRAMER!

Sep 16th

“If I were to ask you on a date, would your answer be the...”
— I only like this because it...

Sep 16th

myquarterlifecrisis: I’m feeling particularly American right...

Sep 16th

I think I'm dying.

About five days ago, I got some weird mark on my chin that kind of looks like I fell and bit the...

Sep 16th

The new background to my phone.

Sep 16th

Voting Records

Sep 15th

justsayjolie: tylercoates: In Which Tumblrs Are Like...

Sep 15th

We did it!

The old layout of Sitemeter is finally up and running.

Sep 15th

SOMEONE HAS A REALLY BIG CRUSH ON YOU!!

People! Stop clicking those damn links on facebook and flooding my wall! Do you really think some...

Sep 15th

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This song is dedicated to the financial market.  Cross your fingers, guys. The Killers - Everything...

Sep 15th

inothernews: How apt, today. microwalrus: VVORK “9 Ways...

Sep 15th

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Let the hedges save you! (mentioned in a Gawker post)

Sep 15th

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I need to find the full version of this.  Dali + Disney has to be good.

Sep 15th

I don't understand.

Supposedly the diet of most college students consists primarily of ramen noodles.  While I...

Sep 15th

Don't eat the lemon squares!

As some background, I’ll let you know that my sisters find some sort of sick, perverse joy in...

Sep 15th

“We are in the process of rolling back SiteMeter to the...”
— Success!

Sep 15th

The Kindness of Internet Strangers, Part...

A few weeks ago, I posted this.  After picking up a package today, I’m sitting here with my...

Sep 14th

The Kindness of Internet Strangers, Part...

I’ve been a part of an internet forum, IBScrewed.net, for quite some time.  About half a year...

Sep 14th

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Yesterday at the football game, they had a Stealth Bomber flyover.  MU is pretty close to an Air...

Sep 14th

(found on Digg)

Sep 14th

Does anyone else think the new Sitemeter...

Sep 14th

(from Postsecret)

Sep 14th

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Speaking of infomercials, I saw one for this today. I HAVE GOT TO GET THIS!

Sep 14th

I'm watching SNL right now. What the...

Sep 14th

American Food Holidays

sraz: getupgetout: I was born on National Peanut Butter Cookie Day (June 12). Ironic, since I’m...

Sep 13th

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I heard this song while at work over the summer.  It’s pretty melodic and low-key.  Though, I...

Sep 13th

22 days!

Sep 13th

NOOOOO!!!!

NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!

Sep 13th

Top 10 Love 'Em or Hate 'Em Candies

Sep 12th

Wow. It's already Friday?

Sep 12th

World's Most Extravagant Party in Dubai Will...

Sep 12th

inothernews: ckck: New York City, September 11, 2008.

Sep 12th

Sister: what are you wearing
Me: that is the creepiest question i've ever heard coming from my sister
Sister: shut up

Sep 12th

This picture has been floating around my dashboard a few...

Sep 12th

Man eats 23,000 Big Macs in 36 years

Sep 12th

WANTED:

caryrandolph: One date to a hospital gala to pick me up at six o’clock sharp in his newly washed and...

Sep 11th

Listen

This song start off really slow, so you might have to turn up the volume a little.  The vocals...

Sep 11th

Watch

This is the best performance of linguistic aerobatics I’ve ever seen.  (Though, I’ve...

Sep 11th

Why are girls at school always so...

Is chivalry really that dead amongst our generation?

Sep 11th

How do you reblog someone if there's no...

Sep 11th

katiebakes: (via mikehudack and andrewpaulbond) ...

Sep 11th

Palin Code Name: 'Denali' | The Trail |...

Sep 11th

I've gone global.

I had hits yesterday from the US, Canada, France, Portugal, Finland, and Italy! Which, I know may...

Sep 11th

whiteleatherpalace: siddman: suyhnc: (via Vintage...

Sep 11th

Smoking cigars is gross.  Girls smoking cigars is even...

Sep 11th

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I want to feel bad for the poor guys, but I just can’t between all the laughing.

Sep 11th

GPOYW

Sep 11th

There are two guys outside of our...

They are making the most amount of noise ever possible, and it’s just making my wall vibrate...

Sep 11th

sraz: eatsleepdraw: moo. haha, i was singing it allowed...

Sep 11th

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Ashley recently got a webcam and is apparently obsessed with making videos, so she sent me one. ...

Sep 10th

Ashley spices up the English language.

Ashley: In the meantime I must bounce to the west side.
Me: "The West Side"?
Ashley: That's all I could think of, besides saying "errands," which is lame.

Sep 10th

I'm sitting on the bus and there's a...

I can almost swear that there’s a bulge in her sweatpants. I want to stop staring, but I...

Sep 10th

“What can one do? Go home, love your children, try not to...”
— Thoughts from an ER nurse who...

Sep 10th

Commenter's Ball III: It's Back to...

justsayjolie: Cliquey. Cut throat. Complete waste of time. Commenting on Gawker is just like high...

Sep 10th

He just kicked a chair.

Someone needs to take away this guy’s Xanax.

Sep 10th

My professor who ran into the chalkboard...

He just knocked into the projector.

Sep 10th

Disorderlist Theme

Sep 10th

notthatkindagay: Stay Gripped to Your Music with the...

Sep 10th

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tuneage: Department of Eagles - No One Does It Like You Department of Eagles does a kind of...

Sep 10th

Out of the fifty minutes of my business...

Ten minutes were spent watching ‘The Office.’

Sep 10th

Disorderlist Theme

Sep 10th

Hurray!  I’m alive! (via Gawker via Drudge)

Sep 10th

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juliaallison: MGMT - “Kids” What I’m listening to right now. Fashion Week usually has some...

Sep 10th

I can't move.

cupcakesandcouture: Tonight was a mortal sin.  I had a six course debauchery of a dinner this...

Sep 10th

People really smoke cigarillos?

I thought they were just meant to take up shelf room at the gas station and stink up the place. I...

Sep 10th

“Which one of you got my sister diseased?”
— Some girl yelling at three...

Sep 10th

Some lame bitch is talking about how...

So? She’s turning hers off and going to only use it for ‘emergencies.’ Have fun...

Sep 9th

“Secularists are wrong when they ask believers to leave their...”
— unknown (via complicatedshoes)

Sep 9th

Note to self.

Do not actually laugh out loud in a computer lab.  People will look at you like you’re an...

Sep 9th

Okay, nevermind.

Sep 9th

What is all this "End of the World"...

Guys, stop.  It’s kind of creeping me out.

Sep 9th

XOXO, GOP Girl.

katiebakes: As a general rule, Ms. Baldrige recommends a warm, firm handshake between male and...

Sep 9th

Team Lance!

Sep 9th

Dammit!

Another Christmas song came up on iTunes.  What does this all mean?!

Sep 9th

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“We as a nation have to ask ourselves, what the hell is going on?  What is oozing out of our...

Sep 9th

“James while John had had had had had had had had had had had...”
— An actual English sentence.

Sep 9th

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complicatedshoes: PiperGel, apply directly to the baby head.

Sep 9th

In the three minutes that it took me to...

I think I cussed at eight separate people. Again, this isn’t a reflection of my anger issues,...

Sep 9th

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People!  Get up and dance! The Rapture - Whoo! Alright Yeah… Uh Huh

Sep 9th

malty: hahahahahahahagross  I usually wouldn’t post...

Sep 8th

I JUST SAW A PERSON WITH A KINDLE!

A real, live Kindle!  I was led to believe that these things didn’t actually exist!

Sep 8th

Attention fellow men

Stop wearing sunglasses made for girls. You look stupid.

Sep 8th

I've been threatened. :(

(we had been talking about how she's pretty much, well, ancient when compared to my youth)
Jolie: YES I CAN DO MATH YOU KNOW. They taught us arithmetic in between instructing us to properly churn butter and darn woolen socks.
Me: Well how is math going to help you when you're making me a sandwich?
Jolie: I need to know fractions in order to measure out the right quantity of hemlock to ensure a slow, painful death.

Sep 8th

We have an Anime Club here at school.

I just died a little.

Sep 8th

One of the bathrooms at school smells...

Sep 8th

blakeley: bigcrush: THE ANUS GAME Today I introduced...

Sep 8th

Grizzly Man!

Me: you should watch grizzly man! it's hilarious!
Me: um...
Me: it's about a guy that gets eaten by a grizzly bear
Me: which i know doesn't sound funny, but it's hysterical

Sep 8th

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I have absolutely no idea who sings this song.  When I downloaded it, it was...

Sep 8th

Please do not fish in the toilet. (from...

Sep 7th

“You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on...”
— Veronica Sawyer

Sep 7th

In Other News reblogged a picture from this website, so I...

Sep 7th

Arrested Development

clarawalnuts: I’m on my sixth episode for the day and I just can’t stop. Good or Bad: A friend...

Sep 7th

28 days!

Sep 7th

It’s mine! (picture from amazon.com)

Sep 6th

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Nobody sits like this rock sits. You rock, rock. The rock just sits and is. You show us how to just...

Sep 6th

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I could watch this video over and over and over again.  And still laugh!

Sep 6th

“Yeah, people never know what it is. A friend once asked if...”
— A friend, referring to his...

Sep 6th

inothernews: Southpaw Flanders. dtybywl: Ripley BION...

Sep 6th

cvxn: vfdfys: Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheddar Cheeseburger ...

Sep 6th

172. You will find no better comraderie...

rulesformyunbornson: (guess where your dad is.) The next one should be: 173.  Once you’re...

Sep 6th

Charity is great.  It’s always nice to see people...

Sep 6th

bagel: St Kilda Postcard (via Vermin Inc)  Man, what a...

Sep 6th

NEW WORDS!!

ferosh: The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from...

Sep 6th

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Apparently this is a real 911 call, in which case, it’s hilarious.  So just make sure you...

Sep 6th

Make that four songs.

Sep 6th