Bored in the Burbs: Archive

Time to go to work!

Hey all of you, I just want you to keep me in your thoughts tonight. As you have fun with your...

Dec 31st

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DJ Earworm - United State of Pop 2008. This is all sorts of awesome. DJ Earworm mashed up the 25...

Dec 31st

“As I am standing here, doing curls, I am reminded of a joke...”
— Noted Post-Marxist...

Dec 31st

Jumbuck?

inothernews: Oh dear. Did I spell it wrong? (via mabelmoments) Been there, done that.

Dec 31st

My WTF dream.

Last night, I had a dream where I was walking around the Plaza in Kansas City, and suddenly I saw...

Dec 31st

GPOYW, Freestyle edition.

Dec 31st

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With this being the last day of 2008, I’m posting on of my favorite songs to come out of this...

Dec 31st

(via)

Dec 31st

Don't be scared, but this will BLOW YOUR...

Dec 31st

complicatedshoes: natface: joshacid37: natface: I accidentally the honey cake Um, the...

Dec 31st

shimmerandshine: 2009.if new year’s luck should come my...

Dec 31st

dreamsofthesea:alanajoy

Dec 31st

My mom's ringtone on her phone is the...

And I’m not sure if she has any idea, but it’s kind of funny.

Dec 30th

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Watch to the end to see Mr. Pen Trickster fail.

Dec 30th

(via katiebakes) You best get in a tuck position here. ...

Dec 30th

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This song has been in my head for the past few days. Okkervil River - Unless It Kicks

Dec 30th

The review for “Shark Sandwich” was merely a two...

Dec 30th

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livesophia: Muse - Sing for Absolution I love Muse. They came to Kansas City in September of...

Dec 30th

Pitchfork's Top 15 Albums for 2008

Dec 29th

Why? WHY?

Dec 29th

"While not the oddest fetish in Japan by a...

Dec 29th

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For having such a sad name, this song sure is pretty upbeat. Matt Costa - Mr. Pitiful

Dec 29th

This is kind of lame.

Some guy I know is soliciting people to go to his birthday party or something through his Facebook...

Dec 29th

I love slides!

Dec 29th

Erm... Wha?

I just got four new followers. (HELLO new followers!) But it seems completely random. Uh, not...

Dec 29th

“I’m scared that I’m going to end up alone. I’m scared that...”
— (via shewalksonair) (via...

Dec 29th

(via katiebakes) I want to go skiing, dammit! With any...

Dec 28th

Name the asshole(s): The guy who first parked in the...

Dec 28th

Waking up at 7.30 to go to Masters...

Will I or won’t I do it?! Stay tuned!

Dec 28th

Poladroid for PC is released!! :D :D

Dec 28th

sraz:kevincoyne:frng: LMAO (via sparo) I normally...

Dec 28th

Oh hey, I just found five dollars!

Life is great sometimes.

Dec 28th

mills: I don’t have the wit to contribute to most memes,...

Dec 27th

re: the Alphabeats

With all due respect… People like this stuff? I mean, really? It’s good?

Dec 27th

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Band of Horses - The Funeral

Dec 27th

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copycats: “Electric Feel” remixed by Justice originally by MGMT (posted by karenabad) Always...

Dec 27th

Man I'm tired.

I decided that, to make up for yesterday’s eating, I should swim today. Swim a lot. So I...

Dec 27th

What the hell does SNPD mean?

I’ve seen it a handful of times, and I have no idea…

Dec 27th

A mouse is placed on the head of an ox during the annual...

Dec 26th

In which a word looks weird...

[random conversation]
Me: Well, I know there's been talk of it.
"Been"...
Uh... wft?
Is that spelled correctly?

Dec 26th

Last Christmas picture, I promise (until next year,...

Dec 26th

sigh.

muppetpants: ohtrouble: When I was 14, I decided that I wanted to be a photojournalist. I took...

Dec 26th

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Welcome To My Holiday, with Brenda Dickson. It’s not nearly as good as the original, but...

Dec 25th

My grandma's husband had a 'sex talk'...

He wanted to stress the importance of carrying a condom on my person at all times next semester when...

Dec 25th

Merry Christmas!

Dec 25th

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Christmas song of the day! Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Canon in D

Dec 25th

muppetpants: This is a picture of Barocci’s Rest on the...

Dec 25th

“David, I’m in the land of beer and naturally I thought...”
— The beginning of a Facebook...

Dec 25th

What the fuck does this even mean?

Dec 25th

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The 2005 winner of the Worldwide Christmas Decorating Contest, set to Wizards in Winter. I wonder...

Dec 25th

Liveblogging from church!

KIDDING! This post is for my sisters.

Dec 25th

A Christmas family tradition: Brunch...

As Jolie requested: Every Christmas morning, our family has brunch. The menu slightly changes...

Dec 24th

Don’t say I never gave you anything.

Dec 24th

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Christmas song of the day! O Holy Night is easily my favorite Christmas song. The best version,...

Dec 24th

I have great news!

So, uh, some of you may have no idea what I’m talking about, which is fine. Either way,...

Dec 24th

A hilarious closing to a message...

I’ve been exchanging messages with a friend on Facebook, largely filled with banter and...

Dec 24th

I'm on the phone right now with...

Ashley: What are you doing right now?
Me: Uh... Ashley, we're not exchanging Christmas gifts tonight. It's 11.40.
Ashley: David, you're boring. You need to be more spontaneous in life.
Me: I don't even have it wrapped yet!
Ashley: Well, you have thirty minutes. I'm at Walmart right now. I'll see you soon.
Me: ... All right, see you soon.

Dec 24th

“I’m sliding up the street right now. How that’s...”
— John

Dec 24th

Who would’ve ever thought that I’d be looking for my mom’s Christmas present at...

Dec 24th

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Because hey, why not use an electric eel to power your Christmas Tree?

Dec 23rd

inothernews: (via srsly)

Dec 23rd

If I printed off 500 of these, they’d be gone in a...

Dec 23rd

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Christmas song of the day! Darlene Love - All Alone on Christmas

Dec 23rd

Hurray for money!

This afternoon, at about 4.15 I was called in to work. At the time, I was running some errands,...

Dec 23rd

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copycats: “Kids (Pet Shop Boys Synthpop Mix)” originally by MGMT (via david) WOO MGMT!

Dec 22nd

I recently wrote two letters, got bored, and decided to draw...

Dec 22nd

I’m really happy that the Kansas City Star decided to...

Dec 22nd

“Buddy the Elf. What’s your favorite color?”
— This line will never get old.

Dec 22nd

This picture just makes my eyes jump back and forth. (via)

Dec 22nd

Temperatures have reached a record low.

But I’m not talking about outside. I’m talking about inside my house, where the...

Dec 22nd

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Christmas song of the day! Rod Stewart and Dolly Parton - Baby It’s Cold Outside

Dec 22nd

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inothernews: Gecko: I have no words. :-) isopod: I can’t believe I haven’t seen this posted yet!...

Dec 22nd

Bring it on.

bowlingalleylawyer:randomlunatic:moamy:randomlunatic:stupidinboston:englishgirls: Write a...

Dec 22nd

Attention! Attention!

inothernews: One benefit of joining a book club (as I understand it) is that you’ll finally get...

Dec 22nd

Sadly, the mohawk is gone.

Dad: David, your hair looks good now.
Me: Thanks for that back-handed comment.
Dad: ...

Dec 22nd

inothernews: Well put, whoever you are. livesophia: Truer...

Dec 22nd

Oh hai cold weather!

Guess what the temperature is right now in Kansas City? Take a guess. Go on. Really. TEN...

Dec 22nd

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Christmas song of the day! Again, dedicated to Sister #2. Wham! - Last Christmas

Dec 21st

“Believe you can, believe you can’t; either way,...”
— Henry Ford

Dec 20th

My parents are making me cut off my...

[Enter sadface here.]

Dec 20th

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Christmas song of the day! The other day, Sister #2 sent me a text message saying she was upset...

Dec 20th

sraz: Geeky Christmas Trees

Dec 20th

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“Souvenir de Chine.” This video, for whatever reason, is pretty awesome. I could...

Dec 19th

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forwhenifeellikesharing: Idina Menzel and Kristin Chenoweth - “For Good” From Wicked. This will...

Dec 19th

influent: When I’m the boss. Meetings will be like this…...

Dec 19th

Clouds from an airplane. (via a friend)

Dec 19th

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Christmas song of the day! Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Carol of the Bells

Dec 19th

stopwhispering: This is such a cool cover. And so much...

Dec 19th

I just unknowingly bit into rancid wheat...

I thought it looked funny but figured that it was just some sort of weird type of bread. Big...

Dec 19th

Download The Pitchfork 500

Dec 19th

chleuasmos

sraz: wordjournal: noun • a sarcastic reply that mocks an opponent and renders him unable to...

Dec 19th

sraz: swas: Another example of how behind I am on...

Dec 19th

In which I reflect on this past...

This is more of a personal entry, so if you don’t really care, then just skip over: So I just...

Dec 18th

“Roads in Washington, DC are being salted with garlic salt. ...”
— Sister #1

Dec 18th

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Toyota’s answer to the Segway.

Dec 18th

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Christmas song of the day! Fiona Apple - Frosty the Snowman

Dec 18th

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inothernews:fred-wilson: Supervolcano - MGMT Apparently this song (which sounds like Of...

Dec 18th

Why is there a man outside my apartment...

The management here sucks. Is there a reason to schedule whatever the hell kind of work he’s...

Dec 18th

That was probably the most hectic thing...

After an hour and a half of numerous pages freezing up, servers crashing, computers randomly...

Dec 18th

INTERNET YOU ARE NOT WORKING FAST...

Damn servers are too bogged up for this. Hey! French people! Give me a chance to fucking sign up...

Dec 18th

OMG wtf am I going to do?

I have to register for classes in fifty minutes. I’ve, uh, been drinking a little. My...

Dec 18th

Jimmy Joe Stoots for Bartender of...

That is what is written on the wall of the bathroom of Snappers. I don’t even know.

Dec 18th

Why my day sucks.

I lost my wallet. Even though I found it eventually, I spent a good twenty-five minutes tearing...

Dec 17th

New York in the snow. (via)

Dec 17th

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“People in Order,” by Lenka Clayton and James Price. “In just 3 minutes, we meet...

Dec 17th

Mr. Belding Karaoke

Dec 17th

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Christmas song of the day! This song makes me crack up. I think I can do a pretty good impression...

Dec 17th

GPOYW - “Home Alone” edition I even went so far...

Dec 17th

Cry for me. My plans for tomorrow night...

I was really excited because tomorrow night, as I had planned to do the Twelve Bars of Christmas...

Dec 17th

“We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the...”
— Oscar Wilde (via jessicachu)

Dec 17th

Regarding the topic

bowlingalleylawyer:thepilgrim-chapter32: lindsayneedscoffee: A lot of people on here are...

Dec 17th

Look at Bush, dodging those shoes!

Dec 17th

One of my favorite games! (via)

Dec 16th

“If MySpace were a country, it would be the fifth largest in...”
— This video, which also has...

Dec 16th

A recent picture of the Missouri sky. (via a friend)

Dec 16th

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Christmas song of the day! In perhaps the most random duet in the history of the world… Ozzy...

Dec 16th

And I'm done!

The next time I step foot in a classroom will be on February 23rd in Paris.

Dec 16th

SON OF A BITCH WHY ARE THERE NO...

The auditorium where I’m taking my last final in twenty-five minutes has no left-handed desks....

Dec 16th

Columbia’s very own Magic Tree. (from a friend)

Dec 15th

“Do you think Scantron has an exclusive contract with #2...”
— Nick Thune. Now that...

Dec 15th

I just saw a bra tossed up high in a...

I’m riding the bus right now, and we’re driving though campus. We just passed a tree...

Dec 15th

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Christmas song of the day! Sinead O’Connor - Silent Night

Dec 15th

“I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”
— Salvador Dali.

Dec 15th

Liquidity

insomnambulance: Now that I’ve spent my weekend on illiquidity, I decided to increase my fluid...

Dec 15th

Two Nilla Wafers + peanut butter + marshmallow fluff =...

Dec 15th

Greg has my best interests at heart.

Greg: What's with the bag of marshmallows?
Me: I was playing Chubby Bunny earlier with some people.
Greg: You know people have died playing that, right?
Me: Yeah, I did, but thanks for being Johnny Raincloud.

Dec 15th

My roommate came home from his office party and walked in...

Dec 14th

Beer Pong Spreads Herpes

Dec 14th

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Christmas song of the day! Faith Hill - Joy to the World

Dec 14th

Dear girl across the bar,

Put away your damn wad of bills. We can all see that they’re mostly ones. No one is impressed,...

Dec 14th

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bijan: Kids - The Kooks I love the original version of this song by MGMT. And this cover works...

Dec 14th

inothernews: ...

Dec 14th

Rudolph's Shiny New Year

What the hell is this movie? I’m dead serious. I was watching earlier, and all of the sudden...

Dec 14th

“David, I was thinking about you in the shower…...”
— My roommate’s...

Dec 13th

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Christmas song of the day! Bing Crosby - White Christmas

Dec 13th

Nothing in the world feels better...

Than for someone to announce that you have gain his/her trust.

Dec 13th

An email I just received

From the Chancellor: To students, faculty, staff – Current forecasts call for the possibility of...

Dec 13th

Trevor: We're going to dinner.
Me: Where are you going?
Trevor: House of Chow.
Me: Mexican?
Trevor: Har har har, very funny.

Dec 13th

inothernews:babydeer:koolikeplastic:nickmcglynn: S’mores...

Dec 13th

I found a subleaser!

Meaning: I won’t have to pay $325 a month next semester despite not living in my apartment!

Dec 13th

(via)

Dec 12th

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A church choir [attempts to] sing “Hey Ya!” by Outkast.

Dec 12th

A Lego salt and pepper shaker, designed by Joel Hesselgren.

Dec 12th

Remember:

Dec 12th

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One of my favorite Christmas SNL sketches: Steve Martin’s Holiday Wish

Dec 12th

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Sufjan Stevens - Put the Lights on the Tree

Dec 12th

AND THEY'RE OFF!

I would almost swear that the people in the apartment above me are having puppy races or something. ...

Dec 12th

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This will never get old. Starring me, Moones, Paige, Ben, and Eric.

Dec 11th

A picture of the Hawaiian sunset. (via someone on Facebook...

Dec 11th

Does anyone know of any movie quotes...

They can be funny, sad, stupid, whatever. I’m drawing a serious blank. I can’t even...

Dec 11th

My boss is out for the day...

Want to know why? Yesterday, he was at home wrestling with his son, who is about 16 years old or...

Dec 11th

I just had my last class of the...

Only two more finals keep me from Winter Break. Five long weeks of Winter Break.

Dec 11th

How do people make it to college, and...

I don’t get it. I thought everyone did Mavis Beacon or Paws (let’s all go to Typing...

Dec 11th

A radiator for the brain has been developed at...

Dec 11th

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Christmas song of the day! Jack Johnson - Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Dec 11th

The back.

Dec 11th

I needed a haircut, so I decided to go with a mohawk. ...

Dec 11th

More facebook wackiness!

Dec 11th

FACEBOOK IS AMAZING!!!11!

Dec 11th

Life Lesson XV

Learn from your mistakes, dammit!

Dec 11th

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This is probably one of the best music videos I’ve ever seen. Just make sure you watch until...

Dec 11th

stopwhispering:thedailywhat: Racy Ad For Strip Joint...

Dec 10th

This is the coolest aquarium set-up I’ve seen.

Dec 10th

I don’t like eggs. But if I had these, I would...

Dec 10th

Life Lesson XIV

If your progression of expletives goes from “son of a bitch” to...

Dec 10th

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Christmas song of the day! Death Cab for Cutie - Christmas (Baby Come Home)

Dec 10th

GPOYW As I mentioned yesterday, our caps just came in,...

Dec 10th

Well this is random…

Dec 10th

Our swim club finally got swim caps! And everyone is really...

Dec 10th

One of my irrational fears

I have plenty of irrational fears, but here’s one of them: I cook a lot of vegetables in a...

Dec 10th

Pardon the Hokeyness

thedoctr: I originally read that as “Pardon the Honkeyness.” True story. Still. What you said. ...

Dec 10th

inothernews:snuh:...

Dec 10th

[Redacted]: One of the captions on [girl from high school]'s new album: Peace, blunts, and great morning sex. Can you say "white trash"?
Me: That just about made my day.

Dec 10th

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Fireball tennis!

Dec 10th

“I’m not special but it’d help to know that...”
— Scott Matthew,...

Dec 10th

Sushi USB drives. These things are making me hungry. ...

Dec 9th

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Christmas song of the day! Coldplay - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Dec 9th

A reminder

bobloblawslawblog: I noticed that Benjamin Button has been popping up on tumblrs a lot lately. You...

Dec 9th

Annuals just posted a concert in Kansas...

Except, sonuvabitch, it’s on March 3rd. I’ll be studying abroad. If you live near...

Dec 9th

“The only way you comment on your girlfriend’s chest is...”
— Jay Leno’s...

Dec 9th

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Following suit of someone’s I Love Lucy post yesterday, here’s another good one.

Dec 8th

Create your own Holiday Sweater! (via yourdp:ianbroyles)

Dec 8th

I can’t help but to play the Jaws song in my head.

Dec 8th

This is much better than those calculator watches. ...

Dec 8th

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Christmas song of the day! Judy Garland - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Dec 8th

inothernews: Another way to look at this picture: one of...

Dec 8th

Oh ho ho, I’m hilarious. Some background: A lot of...

Dec 8th

inothernews:bebelestrange:patatasbravas:havent-got-a-prayer:s...

Dec 8th

What's the fun in having pictures on...

electriceye: boredintheburbs: If you detag all that bad ones? Oh, the fun? Retagging all the bad...

Dec 7th

The article begins: "A hooker and a Baptist...

Dec 7th

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Ringo Starr - Winter Wonderland

Dec 7th

What's the fun in having pictures on...

If you detag all that bad ones?

Dec 7th

I found five dollars!

I just put my hands in the pockets of my jeans, and in one of them, there was a five dollar bill! I...

Dec 7th

Our conversation topics at the bar...

They, uh, were pretty diverse. And largely inappropriate for the setting: How much MU football...

Dec 7th

bowlingalleylawyer: (via soupsoup) So let’s not ever...

Dec 7th

Lauren: right now i'm drinking hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps. i went out last night, thursday, and wednesday so i think i need to calm down
Me: i'm glad that "calm down" still permits drinking
Lauren: lol it's not drinking. it's christmas.

Dec 7th

Lauren: my friend just decided we need to do something that's not at all like homework. ideas?
Me: watch best in show
Lauren: ok, something fun.

Dec 7th

Some More Advice.

If you have a finance quiz due at 11:59 on Friday night, try to remember/complete it before...

Dec 6th

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notthatkindagay:brooklynmutt:theduty:sufjanssteven: ohryan: We met at starbucks I love this...

Dec 6th

Some Advice

Taking excessive shots of Rumpleminze is not the best idea in the world.

Dec 6th

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Christmas Song of the day! Jose Feliciano - Feliz Navidad

Dec 6th

notthatkindagay:chickensdontclap: Meg Swan: We met at...

Dec 6th

inothernews:thebeatisinyourhood: this is probably because...

Dec 6th

I'm really curious as to why there were...

Because that’s just something you don’t expect to see, you know?

Dec 6th

Is It Wrong...

bowlingalleylawyer: randomlunatic: That I get really irritated when I post something on Tumblr...

Dec 5th

bowlingalleylawyer:davereed: thresca: papemelroti ...

Dec 5th

The day they found O.J. not guilty

I was in elementary school, probably in second or third grade. We were in the cafeteria, eating...

Dec 5th

Dixie Chicks Singer Natalie Maines Sued by...

Dec 5th

Things just don't get much better than...

I just came across a headline while browsing the news on my phone: Boy George guilty in imprisoning...

Dec 5th

Man accused of break-in, poking estranged...

Dec 5th

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More “Best in Show” awesomeness. “We could not talk or talk for hours, and still...

Dec 5th

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commacommachameleon: Catherine O’Hara is amazing. Check out her IMDB, she’s been in like...

Dec 5th

Man dies in porn video booth.

Dec 5th

The Gamucci: Gamucci offers smokers a chance of smoking in...

Dec 5th

I don’t mean to get all Lisa Frank on you, but I...

Dec 5th

“This is her new beginning.”
— A girl on the bus, talking...

Dec 5th

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Christmas song of the day! Tony Bennett - I’ll Be Home for Christmas

Dec 5th

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Microsoft Surface - The Possibilities This makes me feel all giddy inside.

Dec 5th

How to be a "Gentleman"? Ha.

My school’s newspaper is terrible. It’s a compliment to call it a newspaper, really,...

Dec 5th

Streetfighters Joke!

This reminded me if a joke: What did Ryu say when the prostitute propositioned him for sex? ...

Dec 5th

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insomnambulance: I can’t stop listening to this song. I’ve heard the song many times, but...

Dec 5th

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sraz: forwhenifeellikesharing: Man Attempts to Squeeze Into a Balloon “Oh great I’m becoming...

Dec 4th

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supersecretdownlowhollywoodradar: Toshiba Timesculpture Advert (via RedefineWhatYouWatch) 200...

Dec 4th

The guy sitting next to me is making the...

You know how a cow or camel sounds when they eat food? He sounds like that. Except he’s not...

Dec 4th

"At that point my drunken rage peaked...

katiebakes: It’s probably better if you don’t ask why I was just Google Imaging “badonkadonk”...

Dec 4th

Dad sues school for teaching religion after...

Dec 4th

(via fuckyeahsharks)

Dec 4th

“If you’ve a harem of forty women, you’ll never...”
— Warren Buffett, on...

Dec 4th

I’m sorry. I know this is probably in really bad...

Dec 4th

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Poor, poor Scarlet.

Dec 4th

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Christmas song of the day! Aretha Franklin - Silent Night

Dec 4th

Gawker roll call

inothernews: If you don’t mind? Seems we’ve had a bunch of you come over to the other...

Dec 4th

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sraz:breannajai: Mario Kart Love Song.

Dec 4th

Alabama county sets 'Barack Obama Day' as new...

Dec 3rd

GPOYW, Homely Profile Edition. I have since shaved, but...

Dec 3rd

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Josh Groban - It Came Upon A Midnight Clear

Dec 3rd

A collection of Scared of Santa photos can be found here. ...

Dec 3rd

stiller confirms zoolander sequel (IMDb)

Dec 3rd

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inothernews:soupsoup:movingsideways: Band of Horses - Detlef Schrempf When this song comes on...

Dec 3rd

Gawker gets called out.

Dec 3rd

I JUST DID MY VERY FIRST TIM TAM SLAM!

And it was probably the best moment of my life.

Dec 3rd

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abangupjob: “MGMT Can Make Even Pilgrims Seem Ironic” via Flavorwire There’s a reason I...

Dec 2nd

“Sir you are not the voice of this generation, of this...”
— Stephen Colbert, in refference...

Dec 2nd

The Ronson family as the Tenenbaums. (via)

Dec 2nd

How coincidental is this?

I was just reading an article about Mark Ronson and family, and the song “Stop Me,” by...

Dec 2nd

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GAP always has some pretty good Christmas ads. The only thing that would’ve made this better...

Dec 2nd

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Condoleezza Rice plays piano for the Queen of England. Srsly, is there anything that this woman...

Dec 2nd

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Christmas song of the day! Elton John - Step Into Christmas

Dec 2nd

O HAI THUR HORSE, HOW U GET UP THUR? (via)

Dec 2nd

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muppetpants: John Mayer - Kid A (Radiohead cover) John Mayer might write some lame pop songs, but...

Dec 2nd

You know what's entertaining?

Seeing a group of swimmers trying to play volleyball.

Dec 2nd

Unusual (and fun!) Date Ideas

notthatkindagay:justinjustin:hollywoodnvine88:unicornology:beboo:deadshot: Go on a search for...

Dec 2nd

I've been accepted!

Dear David, We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Sciences Po as an exchange...

Dec 2nd

Who wants a turkbacondurken?

Dec 1st

This is a picture of a storm forming over Greenland, and is...

Dec 1st

Irish judge dismisses drink-drive cases due...

Dec 1st

You know, I’m betting that most lions have no idea...

Dec 1st

My arm keeps spasming.

It’s been going on and off for the past few hours. STOP FREAKING OUT, ARM!

Dec 1st

Sometimes, reality comes and hits you right in the face. ...

Dec 1st

(via)

Dec 1st

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spiegelman: This works. (Jay-Z featuring Santogold, Brooklyn Go Hard) (via thedailywhat)

Dec 1st

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In honor of Christmas, I’m posting a Christmas song every day until December 25th. Which, I...

Dec 1st

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A moonwalking bird? Get out!

Dec 1st