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notthatkindagay:justinjustin:hollywoodnvine88:unicornology:beboo:deadshot: Go on a search for...
Dec 2nd

I've been accepted!

Dear David, We are happy to inform you that you have been accepted to Sciences Po as an exchange...
Dec 2nd
Who wants a turkbacondurken?
Dec 1st
This is a picture of a storm forming over Greenland, and is...
Dec 1st
Irish judge dismisses drink-drive cases due...
Dec 1st
You know, I’m betting that most lions have no idea...
Dec 1st

My arm keeps spasming.

It’s been going on and off for the past few hours.  STOP FREAKING OUT, ARM!
Dec 1st
Sometimes, reality comes and hits you right in the face. ...
Dec 1st
(via)
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
spiegelman: This works. (Jay-Z featuring Santogold, Brooklyn Go Hard) (via thedailywhat)
Dec 1st
Listen Listen
In honor of Christmas, I’m posting a Christmas song every day until December 25th.  Which, I...
Dec 1st
Warch Watch
A moonwalking bird?  Get out!
Dec 1st
I’d be really interested in hearing the story of...
Dec 1st

Somehow my mom's underwear ended up in...

Ha.  Uh… whoops.
Dec 1st
Need the perfect Christmas gift for that special someone? ...
Dec 1st

I've been back at my apartment for less...

The internet here is absolute shit.  I have about ten different networks right now to choose from,...
Dec 1st
Re: Number 13 You can bet your ass that I’m not going...
Nov 30th
World Clock
Nov 29th
The most rivalrous MU game is finally here! M-I-Z!  Z-O-U!
Nov 29th

Waiting for Godot

Estragon: Let’s go.
Vladimir: We can’t.
Estragon: Why not?
Vladimir: We’re waiting for Godot.
Estragon: Ah!
Nov 29th
“[We’re] really pissed that you’re leaving next...”
— A friend, speaking on behalf...
Nov 29th
inothernews:semisetadrift:exclamation:planettampon: Picass...
Nov 29th
“I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one:...”
— Voltaire (via...
Nov 29th
MU vs KU pre-game party going on right… NOW!
Nov 29th

A general rule

If you can’t do a backstroke turn without going from one side of the lane to the other, then...
Nov 28th
(via myquarterlifecrisis)
Nov 28th
“Every story that you tell ends with you saying you’re...”
— Lauren, after I told her a...
Nov 28th

File this one under Things You Should...

I just overheard some guy ask another in the bathroom, ‘Have you ever heard of...
Nov 28th

Black Friday.

Uh, so yeah, I’m actually awake right now for Black Friday.  I’ve never done this...
Nov 28th
notthatkindagay: apollosraven:benjaminhilts:(via...
Nov 28th

My family is pretty maverick.

Most families have turkey on Thanksgiving Day, but not mine.  We have Berkshire pork.
Nov 28th
“Do you want me to ask a homeless guy for his jacket or...”
—  Moones.  I’m having an...
Nov 28th

Thanksgiving Dinner commences in 1.75...

I’m hungry.  :(
Nov 27th

Skier's Edge

I’m really on the fence about this equipment.  I can’t decide whether or not I got a...
Nov 27th

One of my Life Goals

I kid you not, one of my life goals is to host the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.  If you...
Nov 27th
Listen Listen
Happy Thanksgiving! Adam Sandler - The Thanksgiving Song
Nov 27th
inothernews: Fermat’s Last Theorem shoes. Awesome.  And...
Nov 27th
inothernews: You know why alleged bullies allegedly...
Nov 27th

I found the cinnamon popcorn!

I’m at a bonfire a the house of some family friends, and they have one of those barrels of...
Nov 27th

Soccer scrimmage observation

I used to play soccer, up until I graduated high school and there was no division for our club...
Nov 27th

Finding money you lost in a your coat...

sraz: (via thebrightsideoflife) Sometimes, I intentionally leave money in my coat pockets so that...
Nov 27th
Nothing better than a bit of passive aggressiveness on...
Nov 26th
Starbucks goes (RED) for World AIDS Day!
Nov 26th
GPOYW, Breaststroke Edition.  This is from my meet a week...
Nov 26th

King of the Hill.

I went to the YMCA to go swimming.  I’ve been pretty regimented with my workout schedule (as...
Nov 26th

Talking about a picture of me where I...

Me: I think it is a safe bet to say that I did not need that drink.
Missy: We were giving you water at that point.
Me: Haha, good work. Then I definitely needed that drink.
Missy: Well, it wasn't exactly water. But it had ice cubes in it.
Nov 26th
An awing picture taken from a shuttle mission. (via)
Nov 25th
The new Terminator "poster" is actually...
Nov 25th
Anyone know how I can get this picture to Fuck Yeah Sharks?
Nov 25th
Californian company Moller International have made science...
Nov 25th
Listen Listen
Prince - When Doves Cry
Nov 25th

Um... wow.

I just got twelve reblogs/likes all from the same person.  I, uh, am glad you like it?
Nov 25th

How do you put on your belt?

So today, while putting on my belt, I realized that I think I’ve been putting my belts on...
Nov 25th

What Holiday Shopping can you do with...

Want to get rid of some of your portfolio this Holiday Season so you can buy some of the Christmas...
Nov 25th

NOOOO!

Kings of Leon is coming to Kansas City.  Tickets went on sale two days ago.  I just found out about...
Nov 25th
Warch Watch
inothernews: I doubt it’s real - though they’ve got the tracksuit and moves down pat. chartier: ...
Nov 25th
Bacon flavored chocolate bar sells out in UK.
Nov 25th
Listen Listen
sds: bunkercomplex: Other Lives - “Black Tables” Sucker for piano-based songs. Ditto....
Nov 25th
(via)
Nov 24th

An email exchange

Ben: Trying to keep it as realz az pozzible. Shaving of heads is a fo realz pozzibilitiez.
Me: I see your "S" key is temporarily broken. Tell the people at work to go fuck themselves. Actually, don't, because that probably wouldn't go over too well. [...] I'm going to send out an email reminding people about the Ugly Christmas Sweater Party. [...] Lastly, I think that when we get back, a group of us should go get our picture taken with Santa. I haven't done that since I was about six, and I think it'd be hilarious.
Ben: I'm alwayz up for all of your ideaz. Ugly sweater holiday party. I've already got one from a zimilar party from last year. "S" key iz ztill brokez.
Nov 24th
sds:hilker:davereed
Nov 24th
“If you leave dishes in the sink for more than 24 hours, they...”
—  “this rule was so...
Nov 24th

I work a double shift today!

MONIE$$!  Hopefully, anyway.  Except, I haven’t waited tables since early August and I...
Nov 24th
“In theory there is a possibility of perfect happiness: To...”
— Franz Kafka
Nov 24th
Listen Listen
Frank Black - Hang on to Your Ego
Nov 24th
Hilarious, in an un-PC sort of way. (via)
Nov 24th
Stormtroopers - They’re just like us! (via)
Nov 24th
How would you like to be able to remember...
Nov 24th

Putting up Christmas lights is the bane...

Especially when the fuckers shock me.  :(
Nov 23rd

Dear Titans,

muppetpants: afghanistanbananastand: Why don’t you just let the Jets sodomize you with a...
Nov 23rd
Pictured is Gemina, the Santa Barbara Zoo giraffe known for...
Nov 22nd
A porcupine, made entirely from bubblegum.
Nov 22nd
Listen Listen
Josh Joplin Group - Camera One
Nov 22nd
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: Single Ladies Parody I hate Beyonce. (via the Roommate.)
Nov 22nd
“Approved!”
— The Doctor  Whenever I go to...
Nov 22nd

I finally got Gmail themes!

Except, they all suck and I’m not going to use any of them.
Nov 22nd
Target Lady is easily one of my top favorite SNL characters,...
Nov 22nd
“ALL SENIOR CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE LIFE-ALERT!!!”
— Eric
Nov 22nd
Pole dancing supporters hope for Olympic...
Nov 22nd

I was poked.

I can’t remember the last time someone on Facebook poked me.  People still do that?  I...
Nov 22nd

Woo! Gas is only $1.59!

It only took $22.72 to fill my tank.
Nov 22nd

I'm heading home!

Thanksgiving Break has officially started.
Nov 21st

Lady, you suck.

I went to get a chai tea earlier today.  When I got my order, my damn cup was about half an inch...
Nov 21st
sds: hilker:itsbedtime: arod: A pupu platter of TDK...
Nov 21st
(via fuckyeahsharks)
Nov 21st
(via again)
Nov 21st
(via)
Nov 21st
(via)
Nov 21st
Winner of Spider Drawing auction refuses to...
Nov 21st
skysignal: Wall of Wishes by why not associates I...
Nov 21st
Listen Listen
Aphex Twins - Polygon Window
Nov 21st
muppetpants:bmichael:ffffound:img dump
Nov 21st
Best. Place. Ever.
Nov 21st
A horse sculpture, made from tires.
Nov 20th
Oh you jerk.
Nov 20th
“Someone around me smells like fluoride.”
— Trevor.
Nov 20th

Gmail hates me.

It seems like everyone and their mothers already have Gmail’s newly released...
Nov 20th
Vote for Andy Hill for Wide Receivers Coach...
Nov 20th

Painting my room?!

My mom sent me an email informing me that there’s someone going to be painting my room.  What...
Nov 20th
myquarterlifecrisis: Somali pirates. Not nearly as cool as...
Nov 20th
Nov 20th
Listen Listen
Oasis - Wonderwall
Nov 20th

Life Lesson XIII

If your goal is to get drunk, then don’t offer to share what little alcohol you have with your...
Nov 20th

I want to get bombed.

As in, do-things-I-know-I’d-regret-the-next-morning-if-only-I-could-remember-them bombed. ...
Nov 20th

I don't mind being objectified.

I’m just sayin’, s’all.
Nov 20th

How to say "I hate you" in various...

In response to this, because, you know, some of us aren’t so lovey-dovey all the time.  It’s not...
Nov 20th

Worst places to get bit by a mosquito

bobloblawslawblog: The forehead The end of a toe Not that I have experienced it but I imagine...
Nov 20th
Uh, yeah, I made this one up all on my own. (via)
Nov 20th
GPOYW I was trying to practice my Blue Steel look.  And...
Nov 19th

An honest question.

Does anyone want to take my accounting test for me?  It’s over macros and VBA in Excel, and I...
Nov 19th
This is why I have short hair. (via)
Nov 19th
Ha, ha, ha.  Gross. (via)
Nov 19th
Woman falls victim to costly $400,000...
Nov 19th
What’s causing this unusual aurora over Saturn? No...
Nov 19th

I'm convinced...

With the overwhelming amount of posts about colonics from Mary Rambin’s Tumblr, I’m...
Nov 19th

Life Lesson XII

If you’re sick, do not take decongestants before you go swimming, unless the people behind you...
Nov 19th
WANT.  WANT.  WANT. Man I want these so hard.
Nov 19th
Just one of the many reasons I’m glad I’m not a...
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
This is a video of a cat riding a Roomba - nothing more, nothing less.  And yet, it’s still...
Nov 19th
“I also know that hazards can also arise from falling from...”
— The waiver that I have to sign...
Nov 19th
inothernews: Oh come the fuck ON.  Just launch goddamned...
Nov 19th
I don’t know why I buy this damn fruit.  It’s...
Nov 19th
OMFG - SNOOP ON MARTHA! SNOOP ON MARTHA!
Nov 19th
Warch Watch
This must be the equivalent of what bubble pop is to humans.
Nov 18th

This whole "liking" business...

So I had a thought.  You can now “like” someone’s post, right?  So what if the...
Nov 18th
A woman in the Israeli Army.  Look at those eyes. (via)
Nov 18th
Listen Listen
The Verve - Bittersweet Symphony
Nov 18th
Half of primary-care doctors in survey would...
Nov 18th
Is California on fire?
Nov 18th
Tim Tams at Target in America but only for a...
Nov 18th

Fuck it.

I’m going for a run.
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
An air demonstration at Lowestoft Seefront Air Festival goes wrong, as spectators look on.
Nov 18th
sraz: forwhenifeellikesharing: “Wikipedia is down!” ...
Nov 18th

Lesson in Stupidnomics

yourdp: Homemade beef spaghetti is awesome.  Forgetting you have on a pure white hoodie while making...
Nov 18th
Clinton set to accept Secretary of State...
Nov 18th

And paper-writing commences...

NOW!
Nov 18th
Poor guy.
Nov 18th
Warch Watch
Stephen Wiltshire: The Human Camera
Nov 17th
News stories don't get much better than this.
Nov 17th
(via)
Nov 17th
LOLdirigibles (via)
Nov 17th
What a badass motherfucking dog. (via)
Nov 17th
Listen Listen
Paul Simon - Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
Nov 17th
Warch Watch
I could go for some chauvinistic joke here, but I’m better than that.
Nov 17th
For the swim club party yesterday, we were asked to bring...
Nov 17th
Do you like to party?
Nov 17th

Life Lesson XI

Make sure you don’t have marshmallow fluff on your hands before you sit on your bed.
Nov 17th
Not Harry Potter? Not a Problem
Nov 17th

Man, what a damn good day.

Some would probably say that going to bed at 1.00 a.m. signifies a bad day, but I would completely...
Nov 16th

The meet is over.

And it was definitely successful.  I even had my own fan club of five people for a while!  With a...
Nov 15th

The best advice from the study abroad...

On fluid-borne diseases: ‘If it is wet and it is not yours, don’t touch it.’ Thank...
Nov 15th
Listen Listen
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage
Nov 15th
IT’S SUPPOSED TO SNOW TODAY!
Nov 15th
Oh man, a year of free Kleenex.  Sign me up! (via)
Nov 15th

The swim meet is here!

After much anticipation, our first MU Swim Club swim meet is here!  I am really, really,...
Nov 15th

SOMEONE here MUST have cameraphone...

inothernews: If so, email me PLEASE??? I’m not going to lie, I immediately thought of you...
Nov 15th

Mile time today?

4:58!  I beat my 5:00 goal.
Nov 15th
And the Magic Mask of Ethnicity makes Ashley look like the...
Nov 15th

For all of you going to see "Quantum of...

Don’t.  I’m going to save you a bit of money and prolonged heartache: James Bond dies.
Nov 14th
How to Put the Squeeze on Iran - WSJ.com
Nov 14th
“Just because it has a lot of good things in the title...”
— Trevor, in response to this.
Nov 14th

I bit the bullet...

And I threw the damned thing away.
Nov 14th
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH IT IS NOT! (via)
Nov 14th

Ashley is coming into town for the...

I’ve talked about Ashley a few times before, and rest assured that this weekend is going to...
Nov 14th

Thinking about trying the Orange Mango...

Don’t.  Save your tastebuds the pain and your wallet the $4.03, and instead just make yourself...
Nov 14th
Absolutely beautiful. (via)
Nov 14th
“When in Rome… Immerse yourself in all other cultural...”
— My manual for studying abroad...
Nov 14th

Dammit I'm tired.

Some days, five hours of sleep is fine, but others, it just won’t cut it.
Nov 14th
Trevor: My friend kind of has a lisp.
Me: So that means I can make fun of him, right?
Trevor: If you do, I'll kick you in the balls.
[beat]
Me: Wait. Did you just threaten my genitals?
Nov 14th

My, uh, Quantum of Solace "Review"

I just got back, and I’m really tired, so bare with me. The action in the movie was great. ...
Nov 14th

Wow. This movie actually has some...

Including Watchmen, Star Trek, The Spirit, and Angels & Demons.!
Nov 14th

There's this kind of old woman sitting...

And she has this giant clump of hair on her pant leg. And I can’t stop staring.
Nov 14th

I can't believe it.

I’m here at the midnight showing for the new James Bond movie. For the record, I have never...
Nov 14th
Jeffrey Tambor Says 'Arrested Development'...
Nov 14th
CLICK ME!
Nov 14th
This is a pretty heavy warning.
Nov 13th
“Ohio State!”
— Trevor, in a text messaging,...
Nov 13th
90,000 liquid gallons of manure spill
Nov 13th
Best Facebook Group Ever.
Nov 13th
Kids these days.
Nov 13th
Warch Watch
VB Beer Symphony.  Very cool.
Nov 13th

I burned my tongue.

I understand that the point of hot chocolate is for it to be hot, but dammit, it’s too hot if...
Nov 13th
Listen Listen
This band came to Kansas City this summer and I really wanted to go, but none of my friends know who...
Nov 13th
(via carlovely)
Nov 13th
Holy shit.  That is one helluva bat.
Nov 13th
I don’t mean to toot my own horn here, but TOOT TOOT!
Nov 13th
Apparently we all like Lego sushi, so here’s the real...
Nov 12th
GPOYW, Halloween Asian Doctor Edition. I was actually a...
Nov 12th

Well this is promising.

One of my goals for next semester when I’m studying abroad in Paris is to go skiing in the...
Nov 12th
I don’t care how “macho” you think you...
Nov 12th

In other Guy Ritchie news...

What the hell?  Rocknrolla came out and I didn’t even know it! I guess that’s what...
Nov 12th

Madonna's Twelve Rules for Letting Her...

I think Madonna is well-known for being an egotistical, psychotic bitch, but she just upped the...
Nov 12th

You know what the biggest inconvenience...

Going to the bathroom.  It really pisses me off when I’m interrupting from doing inane,...
Nov 12th
Listen Listen
John Lennon - Instant Karma (We All Shine On)
Nov 12th
My sister tried to explain texting to my grandpa, and yeah,...
Nov 12th

I ran a 5:16 mile!

And that was on a treadmill.  My goal is to get under 5:00 by the end of the semester.  My best time...
Nov 12th

Apparently there's a dance party going...

Dance party!
Nov 12th
Little Caesars Veterans Program
Nov 11th
A young millionaire in Zimbabwe carries some of his money. ...
Nov 11th
And unfortunately, it seems that IHOP puts the smackdown on...
Nov 11th
A man in South Florida believes he can see Jesus in his...
Nov 11th
Touch his sardines and Vienna sausages and...
Nov 11th
Happy Veterans Day!
Nov 11th
Listen Listen
cajunboy: Staring at the Sun by TV on the Radio Awesome.
Nov 11th

It's about damn time.

In about two months, I’m leaving the US to go study abroad for a semester in Paris at...
Nov 11th
Listen Listen
Chris Isaak - Wicked Game
Nov 11th
Shut up.  I refuse to believe that there are states without...
Nov 11th
Those damn encounters in photobooths.
Nov 11th
“Sorry dad slipped me money this weekend and probably not any...”
— Sister #2, to which I replied,...
Nov 11th
A big thumbs down for Boulevard Nutcracker...
Nov 11th
sraz: michaelikesit: (via tmblg)
Nov 11th
Warch Watch
I think I first saw this clip about five years ago or so, and it’s still classic. Also, note...
Nov 11th

Fuck you, Facebook.

Facebook just posted an advertisement while I’m logged in about “Personalized...
Nov 11th
inothernews: Democracy done right: smooth,...
Nov 11th
sraz: wayne-remy: thedailywhat: (via.) I think this...
Nov 11th
Warch Watch
britticisms: The below picture made me remember this video and this song, which I posted earlier...
Nov 10th
A breathtaking view from the top of Golden Gate Bridge...
Nov 10th
Nov 10th
Listen Listen
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication
Nov 10th

Test tomorrow!

I should probably start studying.
Nov 10th

Turned down for Gossip Girls. :(

Molly: dinner this week needs to happen
Me: tomorrow!
Molly: errrr, i have class until 6:45. thursday?
Me: well, i don't mind eating at 7.00!
Molly: i know me either...
except...
gossip girl is on mondays at 7
not that that comes before our friendship
but...
Me: but it comes before our friendship
Molly: well not really
i mean
if you were in the hospital or something
i would come visit even if gg was on
see aren't i a dedicated friend?
Me: so basically, i just need to injure myself for dinner tomorrow night and then you'll come
Molly: that's one way to think of it
[random conversation about how I'm always busy at night]
Molly: well mr. impossible (referring to your schedule of course) you just let me know, but i will keep hounding you!
because i care about our friendship of course
and gossip girl...
Nov 10th

I miss swimming.

This year is the first year of the Mizzou Swim Club, of which I am happily a part.  We practice...
Nov 10th
switchbladesusie: yellowhat: cvxn: gabrieldelahaye:...
Nov 9th
Wow.  To be a little ten year old and to have this track. ...
Nov 9th
inothernews: Lovely. butterflyeffect:bebelestrange: MGMT...
Nov 9th
This might be my only post of the day, so I figured I...
Nov 8th

We live in a world of oversharing.

Some girl just told me that she has to wash her jeans often because sometimes, when she sneezes, she...
Nov 8th

Let the countdown begin.

Drinking (re)commences in ten hours.  Yay football game days!
Nov 8th

They're playing Girl Talk at the bar...

This is probably the most exciting moment of my entire week.
Nov 8th

Thank you!

I want to thank both chickensdontclap and sraz for both helping me out.
Nov 8th
thedoctr: And a cash fan. artsystar: Wikipedia founder...
Nov 8th

My new insult.

From now on, when someone pisses me off, I’m just going to say, ‘Shut up. Get a nose...
Nov 7th
Nov 7th

5 "Like" limit

complicatedshoes: I think there should be a limit on how many things you’re allowed to like.  You...
Nov 7th
Parents of the Gulucan village in China walk their children...
Nov 7th

So the "Like" feature?

Is there a way to see what posts that I’ve “liked”?  Because if I say that I like...
Nov 7th

The "Like" option is finally unleashed!

Everyone rejoice!
Nov 7th
These things are fucking legalized crack.
Nov 7th
“Don’t forget that increasing taxes on corporate America does...”
— paraphrase of commentator...
Nov 7th
Listen Listen
I tried to post two songs prior to this, but both of them failed, dammit!  So year’s a song...
Nov 7th

I knew I never should have gotten into...

katiebakes: ninety9: katiebakes: You can connect the dots. His mistake is saying that the...
Nov 7th
I do not have any money so am sending you...
Nov 7th
“He’s young, handsome and tanned.”
— Silvio Berlusconi, the current...
Nov 7th
Nov 6th
(Insert Sarah Jessica Parker joke here)
Nov 6th
Nov 6th
Warch Watch
sds: Congressman BLASTS capitalism, property ownership | The American Future Fund “[Republicans]...
Nov 6th

I need your help, please!

About a month ago (maybe?), a song showed up on my dashboard.  It was a remix between MGMT and Kanye...
Nov 6th
This costume is awesome. (via)
Nov 6th
Listen Listen
I thought this song would serve a nice contrast to yesterday’s song. Dean Martin -...
Nov 6th
Warch Watch
Yes, yes, yes, I know the election is over and everyone’s getting really tired of this. BUT....
Nov 6th
Who is Rahm Emanuel? Besides Obama's...
Nov 6th
lickystickypicky: Click on pic to see the rest in the...
Nov 5th
The Possibilities of President Obama
Nov 5th
Warch Watch
This video is awesome.  (There’s also one that was on Radar yesterday featuring Heidi Klum,...
Nov 5th
The Treatment of Bush Has Been a Disgrace
Nov 5th
GPOYW, I Just Blue Myself edition. I didn’t have a...
Nov 5th
Listen Listen
Yes, I’m a white, middle class guy, but really - who doesn’t like this song? Geto Boys...
Nov 5th

Thank goodness there's still the...

(via muppetpants) Please please please please please.  Though, remember, Lieberman counts as one of...
Nov 5th

Palin 2012, baby!

Get ready.
Nov 5th

WE WIN!

muppetpants: AS Roma beat Chelsea today, 3-1 in the rain at Stadio Olimpico.  It was the biggest...
Nov 5th

I wish, instead of honking at other...

Because some people suck at driving and a bitchslap would be a lot more effective at getting the...
Nov 5th
YES!
Nov 5th

Election drinking game!

What should be the buzz words for tonight?  “Too close to call?” ...
Nov 5th
sds: If for no other reason, I want Obama to lose just so I can watch the self-destruction of...
Nov 5th
“It’s Erection Day!”
— My friend Jacob, in his best...
Nov 5th
sds: robot-heart: yumwatch:atencio:blurredvision I’m...
Nov 4th

Life Lesson X

Don’t peel and/or eat a pomegranate while wearing a white shirt.  Fortunately, I had the...
Nov 4th
Get your ass out of the house and vote!
Nov 4th
Teen changes legal name to "Captain Fantastic...
Nov 4th

I have a confession.

Starbucks coffee tastes a helluva lot better when it’s free.  And also when you put a log of...
Nov 4th
myquarterlifecrisis: (via brooklet14) Mine.
Nov 4th
Remember kids, if you vote D today, you get...
Nov 4th
inothernews: caro: This is why I can’t stop laughing at...
Nov 4th
This is my Election Day shirt.
Nov 4th
letsgomets: Marathon 2008 One of these days, I will run...
Nov 4th

Tumblr dreams?

I know this is probably going to get lost in all of the election hubbub, but will someone please...
Nov 4th
Warch Watch
THIS IS THE CUTEST LITTLE GIRL EVER.
Nov 4th
“If I showed up intoxicated, would they still let me vote?”
— My roommate.  This is actually...
Nov 4th
katiebakes: Tryna make a dolla out of fifteen cents. Or...
Nov 4th

Life Lesson IX

Don’t buy carrot juice.  It’s disgusting as hell.
Nov 4th
The appearance of Karl Marx is my favorite. (via)
Nov 3rd
(via)
Nov 3rd
"Gossip Girl" gets girls gravid.
Nov 3rd
Warch Watch
A group of guys set up a remote controlled car and some glass bottles filled with water to play the...
Nov 3rd
“I’m so blessed to have spent the time with my family...”
— Yeasayer, “Red...
Nov 3rd
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I love this song.  I listened to it probably about twenty times in a row the other day. TV on the...
Nov 3rd

I'm seriously considering going to bed...

And it’s not even 11.00 pm yet!  I have no idea why I’m so tired.
Nov 3rd
Watching groups of old(er) people try to work computers is hilarious.
Nov 2nd

I met Mitt Romney today!

GOTV.
Nov 2nd
This post card speaks volumes to me. (via PostSecret)
Nov 2nd

You know how I could've pissed off a lot...

If I wore a ‘Die hipster scum’ to this concert. Unless people thought I was just trying...
Nov 2nd
Girl Talk starts in half an hour!
Nov 2nd

Gas in Kansas City is $1.85!

Take that, Columbia!
Nov 2nd
Forvo: the pronunciation guide. All the words...
Nov 2nd
This is one of my favorite Halloween masks ever.
Nov 1st