Bored in the Burbs

justsayjolie: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!! Your boobs are not meant...

Nov 1st

Jumbuck is the new "dumbfuck."

I was writing an email and used the word “dumbfuck.”  Well, spell check apparently...

Nov 1st

Dammit!

I wish people that reblog me wouldn’t strip out the source link.

Oct 31st

I’m really going to try to pull it together and get a...

Oct 31st

They should make "Hybrids for McCain"...

I know the idea has kind of been discussed a little here on tumblr, but it would still be pretty...

Oct 31st

Does anyone want to make this for my Halloween costume?

Oct 31st

Listen

Happy Halloween. Michael Jackson - Thriller

Oct 31st

Sarah: I saw you on the bus today.
Me: Why didn't you say hello?
Sarah: Because you looked grumpy.
Me: That's a lame excuse.
Sarah: Why? Because you always look grumpy?

Oct 31st

“David, I have more records than the KGB.”
— Trevor

Oct 31st

Listen

bckdy: TVOTR - Playhouses I am going to see this live tonight.  And something is going to over...

Oct 31st

The Ten “Cannots” of Political Economy

myquarterlifecrisis: onemoretimewithfeeling: You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging...

Oct 31st

Uh, so parking was actually really easy...

And now I have forty minutes to blow until practice.

Oct 31st

Wow.  Immovingtorussiarightnowbyeeveryone

Oct 31st

Gas is $2.29!

Take that, California and New York!

Oct 31st

Ugh.

Obama is coming to our campus tonight.  Campus is currently crazy.  There’s a giant stage...

Oct 30th

Cool YouTube Trick

spiegelman: myparentsweddingsong: Check this trick out. If you want to share a YouTube vid with...

Oct 30th

Johan Lorbeer, a German artist, is well-known for his...

Oct 30th

These questions reflect the dilemmas that have captured...

Oct 30th

“Any memoirist I’ve ever met has said the same thing: they...”
— Julia Allison.  And I...

Oct 30th

I love this movie.

Ian: They're not going to release the album because they think the cover is sexist.
Nigel: What's wrong with being sexy?

Oct 30th

Chacha is a great service, as Sister #2 will attest, but...

Oct 30th

It’s finally beginning to feel like fall. (via...

Oct 30th

Watch

Transporter 3 is coming out in less than a month!

Oct 30th

Listen

Lightspeed Champion - Dry Lips

Oct 30th

Life Lesson VIII

Don’t text while walking down the stairs.  You might miss a step.  Or seven.

Oct 30th

Watch

thedoctr: Oh, yes.  Tell it to me Mike. It’s a rarity when I find people who know who the...

Oct 30th

What Should Be Off-Limits?

jeffmiller: Drudge is pushing a story about Obama’s aunt living in a slum in Boston: Zeituni...

Oct 30th

This is just too unbelievable.  Though, they get points for...

Oct 29th

Is tumblr broken?

My dashboard and blog aren’t updating, despite posts…

Oct 29th

Something tells me that this ad is not 100% accurate. (via)

Oct 29th

The perfect solution.

Trevor: Good luck on your test.
Me: I already took it, jerk. But thanks!
Trevor: Did you do well?
Me: I hope so.
Trevor: Well, there's nothing you can do now but... Party!

Oct 29th

Does anyone want to guess what MTV Music's...

Oct 29th

Mark Mangino joke

sds: (Things you need to know to get this joke: Mark Mangino is head coach for the KU football...

Oct 29th

“15 University of North Texas football players just tested...”
— Deadspin (via hilker) (via...

Oct 29th

GPOYW, Dance Party in the Kitchen Edition.  This photo makes...

Oct 29th

(via whiteleatherpalace) This would be the nicest card that...

Oct 29th

Listen

I’m really tired and need to wake up.  This’ll help. Blur - Song Two

Oct 29th

I bought carrot juice today.

thedoctr: Did it look anything like this?  Because if it did, I think you were shopping in the...

Oct 29th

I bought carrot juice today.

Big mistake.  Learn from my mistake and don’t do it, people!

Oct 29th

I made Tumblr Radar!  Thanks everyone!

Oct 29th

Elizabeth Edwards “not that fond” of Obama’s...

Oct 28th

Dow is up +10%.

Oct 28th

Man.  Old-school Halloween sure was creepy. (more pictures...

Oct 28th

TSA likely to ease restrictions on liquids in...

Oct 28th

Proof that my being an asshole is not my...

Oct 28th

This may not be edible, but it still looks damn good. (via...

Oct 28th

Listen

You might recognize this song from a particular movie. Underworld - Born Slippy

Oct 28th

I’m sorry, but this might be one of the funniest...

Oct 28th

randyhaddock: savvymac: Halloween Palin Prop Sparks...

Oct 28th

People who run on their toes make me...

You’re supposed to be running, not prancing.

Oct 28th

Oh, irony.

So some girl that I know invited me to an event on Facebook called, “This is your last change...

Oct 28th

I found my wallet!

I was about thisclose to having an aneurysm.

Oct 27th

I lost my wallet.

But I’m at school right now and can’t do anything about it, save freaking out. I’m...

Oct 27th

Best baby costume ever. If you’ve never played...

Oct 27th

Pwned by Ebay.

I’m a really competitive person, and I like to win in everything that I do.  So when it comes...

Oct 27th

(via Gawker via Twitter)

Oct 27th

Clarification.

The post about being nervous at practice?  That was for swim practice, not running.

Oct 27th

Holy shit!

I currently have 114 friends online on facebook right now.  That’s, uh… a lot.

Oct 27th

My nerves are still there.

So today at practice, we did a sprint set of six 50’s on three minutes, from off the block. ...

Oct 27th

Life Lessons VII

If you’re drunk and really tired but you’re out and can’t just go to bed/you want...

Oct 27th

One of the best movies ever. (via bunkercomplex)

Oct 27th

“Electronic 3-hole punchers might be one of the greatest...”
— Eric

Oct 27th

The whole "Let's start drinking at...

In hindsight, that was a little absurd.

Oct 26th

thedoctr: Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be dirty...

Oct 25th

“Sir, you can’t be drunk and stealing people’s...”
— Girl at Shakespeare’s...

Oct 25th

Me: I saw [your girlfriend] today.
Trevor: Was she wearing her burka?

Oct 24th

How's Obama Going to Raise $4.3 Trillion? -...

Oct 24th

I just spilled a damn chai tea on my...

And now the keypad is sticky. Pwnd by chai tea.

Oct 24th

There's nothing quite like watching...

Life doesn’t get much better than this, huh?

Oct 24th

itsbedtime: This is me and Gregg Gillis aka Girl Talk at...

Oct 24th

“[…] If a guy has a little money to spend and not a ton...”
— Do you live in Missoula and...

Oct 24th

Woman tries to smuggle bananas. Guess where?...

Oct 24th

Watch

bearsrchill: Bear with some chill sticks tricks.  It won’t be so cute when that stick is a spear...

Oct 24th

(via sds)

Oct 24th

The Ring of Brodgar. (via)

Oct 24th

Listen

inothernews: hrrrthrrr: [ time to pretend….mgmt ]  I fucking love this band.  MGMT =...

Oct 24th

Yahoo! Answers sure has some gems.

Oct 24th

I received a call from the future!

I just looked at my phone logs, and it appears that I got a phone call from October 24, 7:23 am. ...

Oct 24th

FUCK!

Tickets to the MU/KU football game went on sale thirty minutes ago (unbeknownst to me until my...

Oct 23rd

I just sent in my absentee ballot!

To be honest, it was a bit anticlimactic.  Maybe if I were actually voting on Election Day, it would...

Oct 23rd

Listen

sds: davereed: Obama supporters unable to differentiate between his policies and McCain’s This...

Oct 23rd

Watch

The McCain vs Obama dance-off! (via break.com)

Oct 23rd

notthatkindagay: John and Cindy McCain at Saint Anselm...

Oct 23rd

Listen

It’s supposed to rain today, but the rain can fuck off. Blind Melon - No Rain

Oct 23rd

Obama spends $1,500 on each of his suits!

Oct 23rd

“HEY! LISTEN! HEY! HEY!”
— Navi the fairy (via...

Oct 23rd

“Leslie and I have an amazing relationship and it’s...”
— Sherri Ann Cabot.  Dammit,...

Oct 23rd

Advice from six Nobel Laureates on fixing the...

Oct 23rd

I ran a mile today in 5:40.

No, it wasn’t good.  But it wasn’t bad, considering that I ran it in six laps on an...

Oct 23rd

Life Lessons VI

Don’t watch Jeopardy if the sound is off.  It’s only going to piss you off.

Oct 23rd

A random observation

thedoctr: I’m sitting in the Costco parking lot next to an empty parking space with a cart propped...

Oct 23rd

10 Foreign Words That Cannot be Translated to...

Oct 22nd

Touche.

Oct 22nd

Email I just received...

cupcakesandcouture: In a local restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08” tie, again I laughed as he...

Oct 22nd

Whenever someone says the word...

I get that stupid ‘Phenomenon’ song stuck in my head.

Oct 22nd

Guest of a Guest: The Gawker Commenter Ball

Oct 22nd

GPOYW, Home-made beer bong edition.  We were desparate, and...

Oct 22nd

Watch

McCain does Streisand (via an email my mom sent me) I like to think that this humor stretches...

Oct 22nd

Fanmail!

cupcakesandcouture: Dear CupcakesandCouture, Do you really believe in your statement, “We should...

Oct 22nd

Sarah Palin could probably kick your ass.  You know, if she...

Oct 22nd

A dead goldfish named Princess Nudelman...

Oct 21st

A beetle, made out of a dollar bill.  There are quite a few...

Oct 21st

Awkward...

Teen: Dude, I was eating a chocolate bar in my kitchen the other day,
when my mom walks in
I was like "it's like an orgasm in my mouth" and my mom says "oh, believe
me, you DON'T want to know what that tastes like".
I guess she realized what she said, because she walked out really quickly.

Oct 21st

Between four roommates, we currently...

Two gallons are mine.  And they’ll be gone before you know it.

Oct 21st

Life Lessons V

If you’re in public and have the courage to open up Tumblr, make sure you have quick...

Oct 21st

Listen

Anything by this band gets a thumbs up. TV on the Radio - Wolf Like Me

Oct 20th

And yes, dammit, I use IE.

Don’t make fun of me.

Oct 20th

In researching marketing firms in Los Angeles for work, I...

Oct 20th

Hi ladies! (go here for larger view)

Oct 20th

Don't car surf. Don't car surf and moon...

Oct 20th

Watch

The Evolution of Arm Wrestling is finally here! I typically think these types of videos are stupid,...

Oct 20th

soupsoup: jvincent: McCain “in-game” ads, photoshopped by...

Oct 20th

Lucky sons of bitches.

Oct 20th

I can't wait for the weekend.

Yes, it’s only Monday.

Oct 20th

This is what super heros do when they’re not out...

Oct 20th

Mark your calendars!

On November 15th, 2008, at precisely 1.00 PM, the Mizzou Rec Center will host the very first MU Swim...

Oct 20th

Watch

Unfortunately, my date with Erotic Photo Hunt last night means I missed Sarah Palin on SNL.

Oct 19th

Erotic Photo Hunt.

Last night, I went out with a group of friends to a bar and discovered Erotic Photo Hunt! ...

Oct 19th

Watch

I hadn’t yet seen this ad, but Spiegelman brought it up. “When it’s game time,...

Oct 19th

Get your presidential candidate condoms right here!  You can...

Oct 18th

deepseathoughts: F- or A+? More like A++.

Oct 18th

I've been nominated!

So I turned in my application last week to study abroad in Paris for this upcoming semester, and I...

Oct 18th

Listen

Damn.  It’s 9.20 in the morning on a Saturday, and I’m awake.  Actually, I’ve been...

Oct 18th

I think the people the floor above me...

I keep hearing this creaking noise.  And it’s 2.45 in the morning.  What else could they be...

Oct 18th

Life is great!

So I just got back from working out, and not feeling like making anything, I got a craving for a...

Oct 18th

“J.F.K., blown away, what else do I have to say?”
— Billy Joel, in “We...

Oct 17th

A stunning picture of the Northern Lights, taken in...

Oct 17th

Iran makes huge ostrich sandwich.

Oct 17th

OMG THE PAIN!

Oct 17th

Watch

Ignore the video and just listen.  Now, if only I could find the song to download… Scott...

Oct 17th

No Liveblogging because I fell asleep.

Sorry. I know you’re disappointed.

Oct 17th

Liveblogging from the Richard M. Orin...

KIDDING! I’m not actually going to do that to you. But I’m stuck in this ethics...

Oct 17th

Why is it that when I sneeze, no one...

Jerks.

Oct 17th

“Queen on Loo,” by Alison Jackson.  She...

Oct 17th

Mind = Blown.

So apparently there’s a Scott Matthews and a Scott Matthew.  I watched Shortbus a long while...

Oct 17th

Lobsters are attacking our dogs! (picture by Alicia King)

Oct 16th

“This morning, I checked out [Emily Brill’s] blog to...”
— Style, by Mary Mary, I think...

Oct 16th

“Thank God we live in a free country, where you can speak...”
— Jim Geraghty (via...

Oct 16th

The loyalty of dogs.

The other day, Miss Katiebakes posted a picture about a dog who watched over his drunken, passed out...

Oct 16th

Left Handed "Teaser"

Because their brains are organised differently, left-handers see and think differently and can get...

Oct 16th

Watching last night’s debate got me feeling a bit of...

Oct 16th

AIG fails. Again. With $86,000 hunting...

Oct 16th

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25;...

bobloblawslawblog: Copy and paste the above into your address bar and watch Don’t open a new...

Oct 16th

I just told the random girl next to me...

She put strawberry cream cheese on it, and because peanut butter is fucking awesome, I voiced my...

Oct 16th

Watch

I know the yo-yo fad is quite a bit old, BUT THIS KID IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING AMAZING!

Oct 16th

sds: Get Fuzzy Get Fuzzy is the best comic strip ever. ...

Oct 16th

Apparently Tumblr just went dead.

Because my dashboard hasn’t refreshed in a while now…

Oct 16th

Never Say Die: Why We Can't Imagine Death

Oct 16th

Oct 16th

I'm missing another debate!

Damn meetings. Fortunately, though, I have Tumblr to keep me up to date.

Oct 16th

(via cvxn)

Oct 16th

Arrested Development: The Movie! I don’t think this...

Oct 15th

“I actually like Bush. In some ways, I’m the George W....”
— 50 Cent. Politics aside, this...

Oct 15th

Important question!

Commenting on this: Why have we not used James Earl Jones for (to my knowledge) any advertisements?

Oct 15th

Celebs Who Lean To The Right

Oct 15th

Jokes!

For a random reason, I need some good jokes.  I only know about three or four good ones, and the...

Oct 15th

I just skipped my first class for this...

I don’t know whether to feel a sense of accomplishment or to feel completely defeated.

Oct 15th

GPOYW It’s kind of lame, I know, but at this point I...

Oct 15th

Oct 15th

Life Lessons IV

If you live on the first floor and your window is open, be wary about what you wear (or don’t...

Oct 15th

Listen

If you’ve seen The Darjeeling Limited, you might recognize this song from the short film Hotel...

Oct 15th

“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me...”
— Jane Austen

Oct 15th

“Your love is teaching me how to kneel”
— U2, Vertigo (via...

Oct 15th

“The boxy Peter Travers beat-off rag (excuse my vulgarity,...”
— Gawker, discussing Rolling...

Oct 15th

Man loses sight after incident at nude bar.

Oct 15th

Watch

You might’ve seen Little Bill O’Reilly.  Well, this here is Little Goron Ramsay. ...

Oct 15th

This makes The Notebook look like The...

cajunboy: Here’s the gist of the story from CNN…young Jew boy imprisoned in a Nazi death camp...

Oct 14th

“[I think I’ve] figured out how officials in Rensselaer...”
— James Taranto Ha! (via sds)

Oct 14th

I MADE THE TUMBLR EXPLORE PAGE! This is the most exciting...

Oct 14th

(via bannedinhollywood.com)

Oct 14th

I'm sitting in class right now, learning...

Why is this necessary? Doesn’t everyone learn how to do this in third grade?

Oct 14th

NERD HUMOR ALERT! I can only imagine what Verizon did to...

Oct 14th

I got really excited for a second...

But then I realized it’s only Tuesday.  Give me a break, though - it’s almost 3.00 in...

Oct 14th

“Who comes up with this? Heroin. Heroin comes up with this.”
— Trevor

Oct 14th

Listen

I have had this damn song stuck in my head for the past few days, and all I want to do is dance. ...

Oct 14th

Tumblr is totally cramping my...

Stop updating, people, and let me be!  It’s not like this damn paper is going to write itself.

Oct 14th

Okay, these popcorn balls suck.

They taste like cocont oil.  And I still have seventeen of them left.  So if anyone wants one…

Oct 14th

Watch

inothernews: Bet you can’t do this on a MAC. Oh wait, you probably can.  Apple legion bastids. ...

Oct 14th

I just bought popcorn balls!

I love popcorn balls!

Oct 14th

Life Lessons III

Be careful what you look up in search engines.  For example, if you’re looking to replace a...

Oct 13th

Happy Columbus Day!

Oct 13th

[No caption needed.] (from Gawker)

Oct 13th

Okay, so there are at least 23 of us!

Oct 13th

“I only support McCain for two reasons. 1) Palin. 2) He’s the...”
— That guy.  And I know exactly...

Oct 13th

“Obama isn’t Jesus.”
— This guy.

Oct 13th

This is never something that I would do, but I still thought...

Oct 13th

“I could’ve done better out there. And I don’t...”
— Trevor, commenting on...

Oct 13th

Man tries to smuggle six lobsters. In his...

Oct 13th

Watch

funtime: Wow! (via walpaper:thedailywhat) Best Man Fail

Oct 12th

Watch

5500: MGMT - The Youth

Oct 12th

The weekend, summed up.

Me: The swim club is a bad influence on me.
Eric: Me too.

Oct 12th

Listen

You do what you do. Corey Hart - Sunglasses at Night

Oct 11th

inothernews: The bumper sticker dares you. ...

Oct 11th

myquarterlifecrisis: (via randyhaddock) Along with some...

Oct 11th

The Communists are watching me!!1!

I’ve had a few hits from Russia in recent days.  I’m scared!

Oct 10th

266. Own a wool flannel suit.

(via rulesformyunbornson) Okay, these are getting ridiculous.  I’m waiting for things like...

Oct 10th

Oct 10th

(from dailymail.co.uk)

Oct 10th

General rule of thumb: Don't wake a homeless...

Oct 10th

You know, I would really have no idea how to take...

Oct 10th

My dad called me a noob.

Well, it wasn’t explicitly said.  But as a birthday present, he bought me a Canon EOS Digital...

Oct 10th

Can we get a round-up of McCain...

No matter the day, you can bet that my dashboard is going to fill up with people ridiculing McCain...

Oct 10th

This girl's music is so fucking loud.

I hope she goes deaf. And she just sneezed, but I told her ‘bless you’ despite it all....

Oct 10th

Pictured is the world’s largest lego tower, standing...

Oct 10th

Listen

Man, what a great song. Prince - P Control

Oct 10th

Life Lessons II

Buying peaches out of season is a really stupid idea.  Duh.

Oct 10th

Wow.  My head just exploded.

Oct 10th

handwrittenblog: boredintheburbs

Oct 10th

Sitting behind this girl at the movie theater would be a...

Oct 10th

myquarterlifecrisis: The Prize Doesn’t Always Go To The...

Oct 9th

A maverick in every bite! I’m not going to lie, these...

Oct 9th

Oh yeah no! (via this guy)

Oct 9th

Someone call the Jetsons!

[The Terrafugia team is] instead building a single-engine, rear-propeller airplane that just...

Oct 9th

Smartass.

Oct 9th

Wow.  Just… wow.  This kind of reminds me about that...

Oct 9th

“Herro!”
— My roommate, Trevor, to me...

Oct 9th

Haha, this was too funny to pass up. (from vulomedia.com)

Oct 8th

You know it's happened to you before,...

So yesterday, after swim practice, I took a shower in the locker room, as always.  I’m...

Oct 8th

GPOYW, Flexibility Edition And before you haters out there...

Oct 8th

Watch

If you don’t laugh to the point of tears while watching this, then, well, you have no sense of...

Oct 8th

Good news: You won the lottery! Bad news:...

Oct 8th

My marketing professor's advice?

Don’t cross-promote a Sesame Street contest with a Michael Jackson concert.

Oct 8th

Tell my family I found the pose for our next Christmas...

Oct 8th

Listen

You might recognize this song from “Grizzly Man.”  And if you’ve never seen it,...

Oct 8th

Narcissistic people most likely to emerge as...

Oct 8th

Life Lessons

Blueberry scented shampoo does not, in any way, taste like blueberries. So don’t even try it.

Oct 8th

Barfly.

Am I the only one that reads this as “barf-ly” and not “bar-fly”?  I just...

Oct 7th

I'm on the bus and we just passed a...

They were armed with their ‘God kills troops’ and ‘God hates fags’ signs....

Oct 7th

In what could be a first in the world, a fish species known...

Oct 7th

cajunboy: True story: I once dated a blonde named Lisa...

Oct 7th

War of the Falafel

Oct 7th

Real hot sellers, they are. (from failblog.com)

Oct 7th

Damn that’s a big frog.

Oct 7th

You know what's crazy?

Pistachio pudding powder is white, but when you add milk to make pudding, it turns green! Remember...

Oct 7th

My internet is more unstable than Amy...

I shit you not.  It’s ridiculous.

Oct 7th

How long could you survive chained to a bunk...

Oct 7th

Watch

Drunk Girl is easily my favorite SNL character ever. (via tastyjeff.com)

Oct 6th

“Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo...”
— A grammatically correct...

Oct 6th

Damn it feels good to be a banksta. (from sinfest.net)

Oct 6th

(from abstrusegoose.com)

Oct 6th

What good is beer if you can't drink it?

Oct 6th

(via complicatedshoes)

Oct 6th

This has to be the best GIF ever.

Oct 6th

Moan My IP!

Oct 6th

“Off-topic question, since you’re the only conservative...”
— April, to me.  :(

Oct 6th

My birthday present from Sister #2, called the “21st...

Oct 6th

Gawker: Almost Gone

Oct 6th

“I decided to buy one of those pedicure ped eggs and thought...”
— Ashley.  I’m never...

Oct 6th

Look at that! M-I-Z!

Oct 6th

Good news.

I’m still alive!

Oct 5th

I never expected to see a tie between fighting fascism and...

Oct 4th

Okay, so now I want to shoot myself up...

Just for kicks.  Because it’d be pretty bad ass, or so I’ve learned.

Oct 4th

This show is awesome.

Oct 4th

Knee cartilage can withstand seven tons...

The more you know… (from some show I’m watching on Discovery right now)

Oct 4th

Watch

notthatkindagay: kingcakeradar: so a bear walks into a subway… via (annicka) #1 Threat to...

Oct 4th

seriouslythough: It’s my birthday bitches! I may be drinking right now. Possibly.  And a very happy...

Oct 4th

The Other World Kingdom

Oct 4th

Listen

defeatism: My absolute new favourite band, We Are Terrorists. I guarantee they will never play a...

Oct 4th

Happy 21st birthday to me!

Oct 4th

I'm buying my first booze right now!

And I’m so excited!

Oct 4th

Watch

You just get so fucking pitted, dude.  Whip-bah!

Oct 3rd

I Love My Boyfriend David

complicatedshoes: yarrow: that’s it I’m sorry, but I don’t even know you.

Oct 3rd

Birthday present inquiries.

Okay, since no one has contacted me about my birthday list, I’m just going to assume that you...

Oct 3rd

I just got a whiff of something that...

But turns out it was the Subway that someone near me was eating. Crisis aborted/averted!

Oct 3rd

Stay classy, Sandra Bernhard

Oct 3rd

I'm here at work with nothing to do.

So what am I doing at present?  I go through the following steps: Open up Gawker.  Read any new...

Oct 3rd

deadserious: The great Liberal vs. Conservative debate. ...

Oct 3rd

(from thedose)

Oct 3rd

“Q: Whats the difference between Gordon Ramsay and a...”
— via Popbitch (via cvxn) ...

Oct 3rd

Please don't suggest 'yiffy'

justsayjolie: Bunnies, help a tumbleslut out: I dislike the word ‘horny’ in a way that would...

Oct 3rd

Believe it or not, but sometimes I actually look decent in...

Oct 3rd

[Redacted]: you and your emoticon usage makes you look like a 15 year old aZn gRl on OmG mYsPaCe ~~
Me: I know :(

Oct 3rd

Listen

I can’t believe this is my first time posting a Muse song… But this one here is probably...

Oct 3rd

How to lose friends and alienate people.

katiebakes: I was just asked to make a CD for the car ride “with some fly tunes.” This can only end...

Oct 3rd

Il faut qu’on vive pour soi-meme, pas pour les...

Oct 3rd

inothernews: Hah!  All it takes is a cameraphone, and a...

Oct 3rd

I turn 21 in less than 24 hours!

Woo woo!

Oct 3rd

What we just witnessed...

cupcakesandcouture: was a meaningful debate by two people that have a deep passion and reverence...

Oct 3rd

If you've been in contact with srirachi,...

It’s bad news!  Bad, bad news, I tell you!

Oct 3rd

Watch

WATCH THIS FOR HILARITY! Don’t do drugs, kids, but this is really funny.  I have no idea what...

Oct 3rd

List of all politicians who have received...

Oct 2nd

Watch

Who wants a snake massage?

Oct 2nd

I got my first paycheck of the school...

Tax-free! Hurray for working for the university!

Oct 2nd

I just got an animated birthday card from the Vice...

Oct 2nd

Beginning today, cigarette packets in the UK will feature...

Oct 2nd

katiebakes: So, www.gawker.com keeps redirecting me to m.gawker.com which is the mobile site....

Oct 2nd

If everyone within ten feet of you can...

It’s too fucking loud. Turn it down before I punch you in the ovaries.

Oct 2nd

I'm glad my family has a sense of humor...

Sister #2 (in email to mom, copying my birthday wish list): if you're still looking for something to buy for his bday...i think the cheapest thing is a billion dollars.
Mom (in forward to me): these are too bland, i need other suggestions.

Oct 2nd

Boredintheburbs 2.0!

Now with a commenting section!

Oct 2nd

85 days...

cupcakesandcouture: Why am I like 4 years old, btw? The Christmas songs keep mysteriously...

Oct 2nd

Even though Gawker harped on the site, Schtock.com takes a...

Oct 2nd

“So I watched a couple episodes. I was doing a world tour at...”
— Charlize Theron, commenting on...

Oct 2nd

My Birthday Wish List: The Abbreviated...

Since my 21st birthday is in three days(!!!), I decided that I’d make life a little easier for...

Oct 2nd

I just walked into the women's restroom...

It’s okay, though, because only one person saw me.

Oct 1st

jessicachu: Clearly you’re doin it WRONG (via...

Oct 1st

My professor calls his sophomore method...

I feel like this name means it should tell me what to do with my life, or what color of socks I...

Oct 1st

Oct 1st

A map of the distribution of nuclear weapons. As of 2002,...

Oct 1st

A map of wealth during the year 1 AD. The size of each...

Oct 1st

Pelosi paid husband with PAC funds

Oct 1st