Bored in the Burbs

chriscott: i quite like this photo :) i love Paris. Tu me...

Oct 2nd

Best. Quiz. Ever. Seriously, go take it.  I laughed my ass...

Oct 2nd

Who knew you could buy 100 million year old fossils on...

Oct 2nd

“International graduate admissions for the 2010 intake will...”
— Lies!

Oct 1st

“Et si je connais, moi, une fleur unique au monde, qui...”
— Le Petit Prince.

Oct 1st

“It’s the first of the month, so cash your checks and get up.”
— Bone Thugs

Oct 1st

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copycats: I Know U Want Love Celebration by Robin Skouteris Celebration (Benny Benassi Mix)...

Oct 1st

inothernews: WHO WATCHES… A pair of eyes in a piece titled...

Oct 1st

Simone Bikini.

Sep 30th

So you've heard of Look at this Fucking...

Sep 30th

whatcriscilikes: My sister’s pup Preston emulates Lady GaGa.

Sep 30th

myparentsjoinedfacebook: (click pic for larger image)

Sep 30th

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In other news, I would’ve died a happy man if I had attended this.

Sep 30th

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french-moi: Helmut Fritz - Miss France This is a little kitschy catchy gem… Trop drole. Je...

Sep 30th

fuckyeahpeanutbutter: Apple Pie Crepes with Apple Pie...

Sep 30th

So I’m on campus and this happens…

Sep 30th

All of these lines across my face tell...

(via inothernews) So many stories…

Sep 30th

Some white guy in a car was just blaring...

Typical.

Sep 30th

notthatkindagay: New Official Supreme Court Portrait ...

Sep 30th

Notre Dame at night.

Sep 29th

Charlize Theron has OCD!

Sep 29th

“Il faut exiger de chacun ce que chacun peut donner.”
— Le roi, du Petit Prince.

Sep 29th

Facebook Stalker Alert

I’m going to be honest here: Even if I don’t know you, but you leave your photos public...

Sep 29th

spicygirlsushirolls: Henri Cartier-Bresson, Brasserie Lipp,...

Sep 29th

fireexatxwill: Paris, je reviendrai Moi aussi, je suis a...

Sep 29th

10828.) ever since i was little,...

(via blogsecret) We must come together, my Left-Handed Brethren.  Fight the good fight!

Sep 29th

It's grim, it's slow, everything's badly...

Sep 28th

lovehaight: Salvador Dali walking his anteater.  I should...

Sep 28th

“I don’t want to be someone who lets things happen to...”

Sep 28th

I really like it when people just let...

Example: i think i might be going downtown tonight and have a beer but probably not so i dont know...

Sep 28th

“I’m going to keep giving the show a chance, but I agree with...”
— Ramble on Rose: “If the...

Sep 28th

(via heatherisfierce)

Sep 28th

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Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll This song is so damn catchy.

Sep 28th

I need a nap.

It’s 7.30am.  This is going to be a long day.

Sep 28th

(via ouiouimonparis) Lipp!

Sep 28th

Just realized...

I know a guy on this season’s The Amazing Race!

Sep 28th

chagrin d'amour

dailyfrench: |shagran d’amoor| m - heartache

Sep 27th

katiebakes: What drunk person applied Madison Hedgecock’s...

Sep 27th

Million to one apple is half red, half green: The...

Sep 27th

This is the life that awaits me...

Me: it's almost 5h00, why are you still awake?
Felicia: haha
just biked from the western banlieues all the way home to eastern Paris, in give or take an hour and twenty minutes.
Me: wtf? what happened?!
Felicia: turns out communal transport really sucks at nighttime in the banlieues, who woulda thought?
but it was fun! kind of.
Me: haha
Felicia: i didn't want to wait two hours for the metro, and there were no taxis.
Me: why in the hell were you in the banlieues? no one should have to go there!
Felicia: ah, igor lives in saint-cloud, he had a housewarming party
Me: poor guy
Felicia: it's not really BANLIEUE, but still
it's faaar away
Me: that's probably 12km, at least
Felicia: at least.. it took forever just to get to the seine.
Me: did you velib the whole way?
Felicia: yup
Me: alone?!
Felicia: no, no. with cara and two other girls until our paths diverged.
Me: omg
Felicia: the idea was just to velib to where we could find a taxi, but we kind of just kept going..
Me: hopefully cara didn't drunkenly fall this time and scratch up and bruise her entire body
Felicia: haha, yes. she sort of just disappeared out of our horizon at some point by the eiffel tower. i think she's fine.
Me: man, that sounds so romantic

Sep 27th

I just killed the biggest bug in all of...

Scared the hell out of me.

Sep 27th

Nostalgia Meal

I now have the following in my possession: A baguette, made this morning (It’s not nearly...

Sep 26th

Sometimes, text messages can make life...

Sep 26th

“Je préfèrerais me faire examiner la prostate en direct à la...”
— George Clooney (via buzzle) ...

Sep 26th

Six beers in half an hour...

I’m going to die…

Sep 26th

Power Hour!

With doubles…

Sep 26th

Who buys plants at Walmart on a Friday night?

Sep 26th

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It’s Friday, you have nothing better to do, so watch this video. This is arguably the best...

Sep 25th

Sure don't like having to wake up at...

Yep, sure don’t.

Sep 25th

“Tu sais…quand on est tellement triste on aime les couchers...”
— Le Petit Prince. (via...

Sep 25th

“Tu sais…quand on est tellement triste on aime les...”
— Le Petit Prince.

Sep 25th

I didn't get a second interview.

My life is one ball of frustration.

Sep 25th

Camel trek through Morocco.  (via)

Sep 24th

(via ouiouimonparis)

Sep 24th

100% on my first exam!

Kicking ass and taking names.

Sep 24th

This girl speaks truth.

Sep 24th

Ugh...

My neighbors are having sex.

Sep 24th

I just want some good news in my life.

Sep 24th

L’arc de triomphe.

Sep 23rd

Notre Dame.

Sep 23rd

Two guys just ran into the auditorium...

Welcome to college.

Sep 23rd

I want to go back to the days of...

Sep 23rd

ouiouimonparis: hinthint:Paris Atelier: November 2008 ...

Sep 23rd

“Quand on est actrice, on a envie de jouer les folles au...”
— Barbara Schulz (via buzzle) ...

Sep 23rd

Four tests in five days.

Starting… in ten minutes!

Sep 23rd

GPOYW, Freshman Year Basketball edition. This picture was...

Sep 23rd

“So my doctor just prescribed me that herpes medicine or...”
— Overheard, Bro #1 talking to...

Sep 23rd

Listen

sexmusic:breathe me // sia

Sep 23rd

Parfois, je dragues des moches pour...

Sep 22nd

I’m looking for a swimsuit for competitions for this...

Sep 22nd

Watch

ouiouimonparis: ‘Open Your Eyes’ by Snow Patrol (UK version). The video is a from a section of a...

Sep 22nd

Listen

sexmusic:black and gold // sam sparro

Sep 22nd

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sexmusic: with a girl like you // david sitek

Sep 22nd

“Cool people drink Natty.” Sometimes, Facebook...

Sep 21st

Fucking Bath and Body Works just walked...

This girl seems to have spritzed a little too much Cool Cucumber or Mango Melon or whatever shit it...

Sep 21st

Listen

Martin Solveig - One 2.3 Four Your periodic dose of awesomely terrible pop/techno music.

Sep 21st

Morocco. (via)

Sep 21st

Things that make me nervous

When the people beside me in class are furiously writing notes, and I’m just sitting there...

Sep 21st

(via fuckyeahparis) OMG!

Sep 21st

Tu n’es pas encore pour moi qu’un petit garçon...

Sep 21st

Surgery went well!

Tout est bien passé.

Sep 21st

(via ouiouimonparis) I spent many hours here…

Sep 21st

Bonne chance, bon courage, canard.

sois courageux. t fort, t baleze, donc assume. jtm

Sep 21st

Parce qu'il y a aussi mille choses à faire à...

Sep 21st

This always happens to me...

Anoop: i want a dog dammit
Me: you can have ours
he has fleas
which, of course, i was told THE DAY AFTER he slept in my bed
Anoop: at least he doesn't have ticks
now those are gross
Me: and there is where we run into a problem
i don't like meat on my pizza
Anoop: what meat is it
Me: er
fuck
sorry
wrong window

Sep 20th

menstrom: I think I’m going to be sick. I have no idea what this is about, but I’m going to...

Sep 20th

“Il était environ 23 heures, Je sortais du Publicis-Drugstore...”
— http://www.tendance-parisienne....

Sep 19th

liladyosa: (via wearetheweirdos) I’ve found my...

Sep 19th

Day After Inventory:

notthatkindagay: 6 bottles of vodka 4 bottles of champagne 1 bottle of Tennessee whiskey 1...

Sep 19th

peetypassion: good afternoon. (via Michaël R.) Two of...

Sep 19th

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Yann Tiersen - Comptine D’un Autre Été, L’après-Midi From Le Fabuleux Destin d’Amélie.  Great...

Sep 18th

A while back, I reblogged the recipe for a drink called a...

Sep 18th

Entendu à Paris

Sep 18th

Just had my phone interview...

It didn’t go terribly, but it definitely could’ve gone better.

Sep 18th

Phone interview tomorrow at 11:00.

SEND ME GOOD VIBES, PEOPLE!  I want this so much.

Sep 18th

“In spring 2007, “Les nouvelles aventures du petit...”
— Wikipedia’s page on Le...

Sep 18th

“Voici mon secret. Il est simple: on ne voit bien...”
— Le Renard, du Petit Prince. ...

Sep 18th

I just took the “Where Will Kanye Interrupt...

Sep 17th

Phone interview granted!

I’m so nervous, but only because I’m so excited.

Sep 17th

pleurer

dailyfrench: |pluh’rey| - to cry

Sep 17th

Bad personal experiences?

Sep 17th

I laughed.  Because it’s TRUE!

Sep 17th

Application submitted!

If I get this, I will be absolutely floored!

Sep 16th

This is my metro!

Sep 16th

Facebook to introduce voice chat

Sep 16th

I don't take myself completely...

So I hope you people don’t, either.

Sep 16th

GPOYW, I’m an Uncle edition! My roommates (or,...

Sep 16th

Swine Flu has infiltrated the house.

One man down, two to go.  And I’m starting to not feel all that well.

Sep 16th

Word of the Day...not as much fun as...

myquarterlifecrisis: justreadit: lucubration: laborious work, study, thought, etc., esp. at...

Sep 15th

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Bumcello - Beautiful You And all of us that life live the leaders Love the eloquence of a concept...

Sep 15th

“Paris is known as the ‘City of Lights’… a city of culture…...”
— Paris, je t’aime (2006) (via...

Sep 15th

notthatkindagay: Oh Mandy.

Sep 15th

Sep 15th

notthatkindagay: Snake with foot found in China THE...

Sep 15th

This hold music totally belongs in a...

notthatkindagay: Showtime late night. Red Shoe Diaries, anybody? Speaking of, if anyone knows the...

Sep 14th

french-moi: hydeordie: Xavier Veilhan’s sculpture in the...

Sep 14th

La dame de fer. (via)

Sep 14th

Must stay away from the Crown Royal.

It only goes downhill from there.

Sep 13th

This tailgate has Nutella!

Sep 12th

I cannot believe I ate two Jimmy John...

Sep 12th

Free Advice!

Don’t buy strawberry-flavored whey protein powder.  It’s fucking distgusting.

Sep 11th

“I don’t know how to cook “white people”...”
— My Asian friend, Rachel.

Sep 11th

But really, it's my favorite "anytime"...

Molly: David, what's your favorite drunk food? Like, pizza, Taco Bell...
Me: Peanut butter.
Molly: Uh... okay?

Sep 11th

Listen

justguido:robgonemild:ohhellno:p0pmusic: Moby ft. Gwen Stefani - Southside

Sep 11th

Eiffel Cam

Sep 10th

“On the third day of the detox, about when the hallucinations...”
— Rebecca Dana attempts to live...

Sep 10th

As a man completely comfortable with his masculinity, I have...

Sep 10th

“We took our daughter to Disneyland to celebrate her first...”
— Some guy on the Food Network. ...

Sep 10th

“i think it’s just a hassle to actually ‘make’ ‘recipes’”
— Bored in the Burbs (via...

Sep 10th

What the hell…

Sep 9th

“Alrighty… suit not built for playing in the waves. Lesson...”
— I Am Not Kidding

Sep 9th

Well, I sure as hell am NOT moving to Toronto.

Sep 9th

(via)

Sep 9th

Swim season has finally begun!

Tonight we had our first practice for this year’s Swim Club - with yours truly as le...

Sep 9th

388. If you don't know what a knob does,...

(via rulesformyunbornson) Whoa ho ho!  RfmUS is getting a little raunchy…

Sep 9th

“What do I want to put in my mouth?”
— My roommate.  He’s...

Sep 9th

I'm sorry, but I'll always be a little...

Call me imperfect, but it’s just one of those things.

Sep 8th

Listen

Matt and Kim - Daylight

Sep 8th

Bathroom grafitti in Paris, taken by a friend.

Sep 8th

MTV is running a marathon of 16 &...

For Labor Day.  Get it?  LABOR Day?!  Har har har.

Sep 7th

fuckyeahpeanutbutter: Chocolate Chip Peanut Butter Banana...

Sep 7th

I just walked out of my house and got in...

And only then did I realize that I should probably put a shirt on before I go out.

Sep 7th

At the movies...

And we have finished both the popcorn and the soda before the previews are even over.

Sep 6th

fuckyeahpeanutbutter: Friends may come and go, but peanut...

Sep 6th

Well hello, Hillary Duff.

Sure wasn’t expecting to see you on Law & Order.

Sep 6th

“Paris, c’est ma ville préférée, je peux acheter plein de...”
— Paris Hilton (via buzzle)

Sep 5th

Listen

MGMT - Weekend Wars Hurray for three day weekends!

Sep 4th

“[La natation] est destinée […] aux personnes qui...”
— L’Association Sportive...

Sep 4th

This picture is mesmerizing.

Sep 4th

french-moi:pourquoi-pas: ...

Sep 4th

must stop looking at flights to places...

thedmoshow: bowlingalleylawyer: poop. but it’s only $871 to go to paris! OMG WHERE?!

Sep 4th

Clean!

Sep 3rd

sartorial: First Book Signing at Colette! I WOULD SO BE...

Sep 3rd

Sep 3rd

fame is the most important thing in our...

(via tuffghostevan) I can’t wait to get mine.

Sep 3rd

Arrested Development Movie: T-18 Months

Sep 3rd

Peeing in the sink is much more...

I’m sorry, but it’s true. (Plus, it conserves water!)

Sep 2nd

Listen

Yeasayer - 2080 Sit back and relax.

Sep 2nd

Sep 2nd

GPOYW, College Prom Edition. It was the birthday of one of...

Sep 2nd

Whoever thought it would be a cool idea to turn jeans into a purse had the wrong idea.

Sep 2nd

I just tripped over a giant frog.

bowlingalleylawyer: boredintheburbs: Such is my life. The giant frog is all right, but my dignity...

Sep 2nd

I just tripped over a giant frog.

Such is my life. The giant frog is all right, but my dignity is not.

Sep 2nd

whatcriscilikes:chunhyang…vegansaurus: heirloom tomato...

Sep 2nd

I just fell to the ground.

Literally.  My leg fell asleep, I got up, and I went back down just as quickly.  Fell down, straight...

Sep 1st

Watch

Lady Gaga Electrocuted During Show! This is by far one of the most hilarious videos I’ve...

Sep 1st

Listen

sraz:inothernews:fuckinnerd:bikinifetish: Jay-Z ft. Alicia Keys = “Empire State Of Mind” holy...

Sep 1st

Listen

Coeur de Pirate - Comme des Enfants Inspired by a post yesterday.

Sep 1st

New Discovery!

If I time it right, I can make my computer make a noise that sounds like the main background beat...

Sep 1st

Into the Desert We Walk.

Sep 1st

Life Lesson XIX

If you sneeze, make sure your face isn’t pointed toward a fan.

Sep 1st