thedoctr:
The letter from the 6 year old I recieved…
Wait, what?  You received a six year old?  I’M SO CONFUSED!

thedoctr:

The letter from the 6 year old I recieved…

Wait, what?  You received a six year old?  I’M SO CONFUSED!

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Uranus is BIG and it shoots flaming balls. Is this a classy holiday or what?
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Uranus is BIG and it shoots flaming balls. Is this a classy holiday or what?

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“A bird dropping a firecracker on you is only slightly more assholish than a bird taking a shit on you.”
(More Fourth of July fun!)

“A bird dropping a firecracker on you is only slightly more assholish than a bird taking a shit on you.”

(More Fourth of July fun!)

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“I don’t even know how the hell Kong turned the Empire State Building        into a rocket that could fly over the Statue of Liberty but goddamn,        somebody needs to put that in a movie!”
Some of this commentary is great.
(The Underappreciated Art of Firecracker Labels)
Happy Fourth of July!

“I don’t even know how the hell Kong turned the Empire State Building into a rocket that could fly over the Statue of Liberty but goddamn, somebody needs to put that in a movie!”

Some of this commentary is great.

(The Underappreciated Art of Firecracker Labels)

Happy Fourth of July!

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“ L’absence ni le temps ne sont rien quand on aime. ”

Alfred De Musset, dans Poésies Nouvelles

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I just bought my ticket home.

I leave Paris on July 17th and return home some fourteen hours later.

Without a doubt, this is the saddest day of my life in a long time.

I don’t want to leave.

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Guess who has four fourth row tickets to Kings of Leon in Kansas City?

This guy!
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How can France consider itself a First World Country if it doesn't have air conditioning?

Seriously, I’m dying over here.
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I’ve always wanted a, uh… moustache on a stick.

I’ve always wanted a, uh… moustache on a stick.

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